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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
If it works out for you, congratulations.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Congratulations. That sounds fantastic.
*pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Good. You can stop sponging of the Dole now you dosser. :-D
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Good. You can stop sponging of the Dole now you dosser. :-D
+5
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
That was quick! They are clearly keen, so if there are any little perks you want added (like Bupa for the whole family for example) it sounds like a little gentle negotiation should be possible. Well done! And Congratulations! We don't have a Gordons smiley, so: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Good stuff. I don't know if it factors in, but there is good beer in Germany.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Now make some outrageous demands so that you have something to negotiate away in exchange for a little more pay. Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office. On Mondays I require 2 lunch hours, one at 10am and another at 2pm, both paid. etc.
Play my game Gravity: IOS[^], Android[^], Windows Phone 7[^]
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Now make some outrageous demands so that you have something to negotiate away in exchange for a little more pay. Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office. On Mondays I require 2 lunch hours, one at 10am and another at 2pm, both paid. etc.
Play my game Gravity: IOS[^], Android[^], Windows Phone 7[^]
thrakazog wrote:
On Mondays I require 2 lunch hours, one at 10am and another at 2pm, both paid.
And don't forget elevenses! :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Now make some outrageous demands so that you have something to negotiate away in exchange for a little more pay. Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office. On Mondays I require 2 lunch hours, one at 10am and another at 2pm, both paid. etc.
Play my game Gravity: IOS[^], Android[^], Windows Phone 7[^]
Nagy can't have two lunch hours. By the time he's finished drinking the first one he's hardly capable of getting back to the office!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Now make some outrageous demands so that you have something to negotiate away in exchange for a little more pay. Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office. On Mondays I require 2 lunch hours, one at 10am and another at 2pm, both paid. etc.
Play my game Gravity: IOS[^], Android[^], Windows Phone 7[^]
thrakazog wrote:
Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office
Are you completely mad? Thursday is swimwear day, Wednesday is ballet and contemporary dance.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That was quick! They are clearly keen, so if there are any little perks you want added (like Bupa for the whole family for example) it sounds like a little gentle negotiation should be possible. Well done! And Congratulations! We don't have a Gordons smiley, so: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
BUPA is included. TBH I would like a bit more money to make it worth while being away from the family so much.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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thrakazog wrote:
Every Wednesday I need to a wear a swimsuit to the office
Are you completely mad? Thursday is swimwear day, Wednesday is ballet and contemporary dance.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Are you completely mad?
Must be. Some people just don't understand the standard work week... ;P
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Anywhere! Wales in the UK and outskirts of Munich in Germany
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Well done Nagy. That was a quick answer they gave you. I'm still looking and finding it a bit frustrating dealing with agencies who can't be bothered to phone, email, or text. If you have any good fortune left in your glass I'll happily down the dregs (spittle and all)! :-D Seriously, that's excellent news. +5
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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Surely you mean; Congratulations! :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've just heard back from the interview yesterday and they're offering me a role as a "Senior Implementation Consultant" on lots plus 12% guaranteed bonus plus stock options plus other shyte. This is the top level working on single projects, with the idea in a year I'd move to a multiple project role. I have asked for a contract to read, as one does, and I shall now cogitate the offer. It is in line with [a gnat's tadger more than] what I was earning in the City. But this job is anywhere in Europe; probably UK [brilliant] or Germany. Decisions, decisions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I had a job offer today as well. Decision was easy, they wanted to offer me less than what I was earning when I started my current job...8 years ago! :(( Oh well, I starting looking back in December and I've had two offers already. Trouble is I turned down the first because the insurance was crap, it's looking a lot better by comparison now. :sigh:
