Armstrong admits he lied all these years

[Jimmy Savile]

See I knew they never went to the Moon.

[Nagy Vilmos]

He could of peddled the whole way.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Keith Barrow]

I'm sure there is a joke to be had about checking out irregularly-surfaced orbs to be had.

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[OriginalGriff]

The number of drugs in his system, he could have flown there!

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Grasshopper iics]

He could have escaped without a stain, but he screwed too many people to be left unscrewed. When you have a code with only UI and external DLLs to do things for you and you manage to sneak in an Intel competition , Chris Maunder will catch you no matter what you do. ;P

[dan sh]

Provided he was geared up for the journey.

"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

[GuyThiebaut]

Once he got there he would have had problems as there is no supply of munchies on the moon...

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

[OriginalGriff]

Plenty of green cheese - so all he needs to take is a whole loaf and a toaster, and he'll be fine for toasties!

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Steve Wellens]

The sport of bicycle racing lost an important spokes-person.

Steve Wellens