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  • J J Surjith Kumar

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    Do you have an asbestos suit ?

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      Do you like being mocked ... ? :)

      Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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        Do you like being mocked ... ? :)

        Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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        I liked my question better. Much more subtle, so much so, I don't reckon any of you will get it.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          1. Be patient. 2. if you need specific help please use the programming forums. - Did you see this message at the top of the page? 3. Duck!

          One of these days I'm going to think of a really clever signature.

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            Septimus Hedgehog
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            F***, that was a real corker. Had me slapping my thighs with mirth. Are there anymore you'd like to share?

            "I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68). "I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).

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              J.Surjith Kumar wrote:

              joke

              No.[^]

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              • J J Surjith Kumar

                joke

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                A Joke[^]

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                -Or-
                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  A Joke[^]

                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                  -Or-
                  A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                  :thumbsup:

                  If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    A Joke[^]

                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                    -Or-
                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                    Marco Bertschi
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                    :thumbsup:

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                    • L Lost User

                      I liked my question better. Much more subtle, so much so, I don't reckon any of you will get it.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                      MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                        MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        _Maxxx_ wrote:

                        Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                        A Pommy TV show, The Kumars at No. 42.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                          Without reference to the original question I think you're right - do share!

                          A Pommy TV show, The Kumars at No. 42.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                          Oh. I wondered if it was something f to do with the question as it had been removed before I read it. Didn't know the kumars had been on over here.

                          MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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