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    Dalek Dave
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    138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

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      138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      Simon_Whale
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      Its a part of our Overlord's (OriginalGriff) master plan! as invading one country at a time is expensive, get the people to Cardiff brainwash them and let them do the hard work on his behalf!

      Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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        Its a part of our Overlord's (OriginalGriff) master plan! as invading one country at a time is expensive, get the people to Cardiff brainwash them and let them do the hard work on his behalf!

        Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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        Dalek Dave
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        Ah, I see. A Psychoviral Hostile Takeover of the English Overlords. Sounds like a Celtic-Goa'uld Invasion!

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          138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          stib_markc
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          Is it because of bilingual signs present everywhere? :rolleyes:

          The master of the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which; he simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both.

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            Its a part of our Overlord's (OriginalGriff) master plan! as invading one country at a time is expensive, get the people to Cardiff brainwash them and let them do the hard work on his behalf!

            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            For all his bluster, I'm convinced that if you give Griff a life time's supply of mint sauce and the keys to the lambing shed he'll never worry any of us again.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              For all his bluster, I'm convinced that if you give Griff a life time's supply of mint sauce and the keys to the lambing shed he'll never worry any of us again.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Simon_Whale
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              X| All of a sudden I don't like lamb anymore

              Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                For all his bluster, I'm convinced that if you give Griff a life time's supply of mint sauce and the keys to the lambing shed he'll never worry any of us again.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Argonia
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                mint sauce and lamb...hm... i don't see the connection. If its possible please provide with a picture / recipe of the result of this encounter

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                  138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                  Chris Quinn
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                  Could have been worse - they could have diverted to Luton!

                  ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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                    Could have been worse - they could have diverted to Luton!

                    ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    Had they tried the passengers would have revolted and crashed the plane

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Could have been worse - they could have diverted to Luton!

                      ==================================== Transvestites - Roberts in Disguise! ====================================

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                      Johnny J
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                      Strangely enough, I had the same thought, but I thought it better to keep it to myself... :rolleyes:

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        They must have hit the space-time rift over Cardiff. Shame on you for not thinking of that.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          They must have hit the space-time rift over Cardiff. Shame on you for not thinking of that.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Shhh...As a Torchwood agent you know better than to mention that!

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                            Its a part of our Overlord's (OriginalGriff) master plan! as invading one country at a time is expensive, get the people to Cardiff brainwash them and let them do the hard work on his behalf!

                            Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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                            OriginalGriff
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                            No, the brainwashing element of the Master Plan is much simpler. We just make all the TV programs worth watching in Wales, and then use them to broadcast our propaganda subtly. :-D

                            If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                              Shhh...As a Torchwood agent you know better than to mention that!

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Bloody Torchwood!

                              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                No, the brainwashing element of the Master Plan is much simpler. We just make all the TV programs worth watching in Wales, and then use them to broadcast our propaganda subtly. :-D

                                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                It won't work. That stuff with the sheep will never get on air; even after the3 watershed.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  138 people were aboard a BA flight to Heathrow when it had to be diverted to Cardiff owing to 'Technical Difficulties'. Fear and Sorrow. Scenes of misery and devastation. Trauma specialists brought in to counter the post traumatic stress induced in these unwary travellers. Can you imagine how they must feel, seeing Cardiff. [^]

                                  --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  I rather like Cardiff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiff-by-the-Sea,_California[^]

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