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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Dalek Dave
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    What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      leppie
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?

      Gravity from massive objects ;p

      IronScheme
      ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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      • P peterchen

        I'm not sure. Nice guy I guess, but at times the ladies he always hung out with didn't appear to be well-mannered.

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        OriginalGriff
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        I understand that some of them were real potty-mouths! ;)

        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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          I understand that some of them were real potty-mouths! ;)

          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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          peterchen
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          :~

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            :~

            ORDER BY what user wants

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            OriginalGriff
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            Pervert! Potty-mouth[^]

            If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              Pervert! Potty-mouth[^]

              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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              peterchen
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              I'm aware of both uses, that's why the seek for mental cover.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                BillWoodruff
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                Who is Ron Jeremy ? yrs, Bill

                “Thus on many occasions man divides himself into two persons, one who tries to fool the other, while a third, who in fact is the same as the other two, is filled with wonder at this confusion. Thinking becomes dramatic, and acts out the most complicated plots within itself, and, spectator, again, and again, becomes: actor.” From a book by the Danish writer, Paul Moller, which was a favorite of Niels Bohr.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  StM0n
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                  Hang in there, Ron...

                  (yes|no|maybe)*

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                    Who is Ron Jeremy ? yrs, Bill

                    “Thus on many occasions man divides himself into two persons, one who tries to fool the other, while a third, who in fact is the same as the other two, is filled with wonder at this confusion. Thinking becomes dramatic, and acts out the most complicated plots within itself, and, spectator, again, and again, becomes: actor.” From a book by the Danish writer, Paul Moller, which was a favorite of Niels Bohr.

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                    StM0n
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                    Some guy who played "Sonic" in a movie... or something like that...

                    (yes|no|maybe)*

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      S Becker
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                      Who the f... is this Ron Jeremy?

                      Regards Sascha "Plexar was here"

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                        Who the f... is this Ron Jeremy?

                        Regards Sascha "Plexar was here"

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        He is a rather well known gentleman actor who specialises in certain mature roles.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          What could possibly have put such a strain on his heart?

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          Not seeing a CCC?


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Lost User
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                            Quote:

                            the alleged porn-star-gone-Canadian

                            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                              Quote:

                              the alleged porn-star-gone-Canadian

                              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                              Andy_L_J
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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              the alleged porn-star-gone-Canadian

                              Sounds suspiciously like....Maunder... :-O

                              I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                I'm ashamed to say that I didn't know who he is (I was expecting the story to be about some computer whizz). It appears that he gave the true meaning of lucky ****er, though.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  He is a rather well known gentleman actor who specialises in certain mature roles.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  S Becker
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                                  Did he act in a theater?

                                  Regards Sascha "Plexar was here"

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                                    Did he act in a theater?

                                    Regards Sascha "Plexar was here"

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    More [hem hem] the bedroom.


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Who is Ron Jeremy ? yrs, Bill

                                      “Thus on many occasions man divides himself into two persons, one who tries to fool the other, while a third, who in fact is the same as the other two, is filled with wonder at this confusion. Thinking becomes dramatic, and acts out the most complicated plots within itself, and, spectator, again, and again, becomes: actor.” From a book by the Danish writer, Paul Moller, which was a favorite of Niels Bohr.

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      Some fucker. :)

                                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Ron Jeremy critically ill. Lets try to pretend he was good.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                        Jorgen Andersson
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                                        He just needs a stiff drink[^].

                                        People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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