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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    I agree, cat fur is too itchy.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Roger Wright
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    Not if you blanch and peel 'em first.

    Will Rogers never met me.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      This from a man who tells his wife he has to push the sheep around...


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      OriginalGriff
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      Well they don't have wheels on 'em, you know!

      If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Well they don't have wheels on 'em, you know!

        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        But why are their eyes watering?


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          But why are their eyes watering?


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          OriginalGriff
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          The wind is cold and quite strong today.

          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            I guess they remove a nut.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            fjdiewornncalwe
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            Left or right?

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

              Ahhh, I now I understand your preoccupation with micropenises. Small pussy indeed, sir! ;P

              "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

              Ron White, Comedian

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              leppie
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              Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

              micropenises

              The correct term is microphallus ;p

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              • L leppie

                Manfred R. Bihy wrote:

                micropenises

                The correct term is microphallus ;p

                IronScheme
                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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                Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                leppie wrote:

                The correct term is microphallus

                That may be as it may, but "micro penis" is the word DD used. FYR: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4182089/Re-Top-Lulzsec-hackers-arrested-in-FBI-swoop.aspx[^]. Cheers! My memory is a curse sometimes! :-D

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                • A Argonia

                  I find your post really offensive. I guess when you were little you didn't have pets who you loved. To lose a pet is a tragedy. You lose one of your family members. In ancient egypt when the family looses a cat they shaved their eyebrows in symbol of their mourning. If what is you wrote is about leaving a memory . Here is really nice idea for the time you die Click.

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  It's a dead cat. That's all. Get over it or buy another one. :)

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    It's a dead cat. That's all. Get over it or buy another one. :)

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    Argonia
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                    Why buying when you can save some cutie from the streets. Its more rewarding :)

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                    • A Argonia

                      Why buying when you can save some cutie from the streets. Its more rewarding :)

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                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                      Indeed: why pay 25 for a perfectly healthy kitten when I can pick up some feral, flea ridden moggie from the local rubbish dump and let my kids loose with it. :)

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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