I am sober
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Tonic? In a Martini? :wtf:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Who said anything about tonic?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It's like a tweet this morning, if you're single on Valentine's Day then it doesn't matter if your a man or a woman you'll end up with a box of tissues.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I've given up giving up things for Lent
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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How very dare you! I've replaced it with a Martini [hold the Vermouth] :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
hold the Vermouth
Noilly Prat, or something else?
Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I've given up giving up things for Lent
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
I've given up my spellchecker for Lint. ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The way this deployment (only for internal testing) is going, I may soon not be.
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I've decided to give up every 5th gin
I'd say go find a store where they'll sell it to you in half gallons or whole gallons even. I can't even say how this whole thing got started with these 5th units. There's no sense in getting half drunk, or is there. ;) Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Wouldn't it be easier to admit that you're out of stock.
"The ones who care enough to do it right care too much to compromise." Matthew Faithfull
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I wouldn't describe the sock as being too happy about it...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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As it is lent one must give something up, so I've decided to give up every 5th gin. I was originally thinking about giving up sex, but no-one would notice. :sigh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Yes, Lent is supposed to be a time of self-deprivation. But ethanol? That's asking too much! Back in 1968 I gave up church for Lent. It's done me a world of good... :)
Will Rogers never met me.
