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    A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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      These are all mere declinations of Murphy's law.

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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        :thumbsup: The truth of the laws are well documented.

        What me worry?

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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          50-50-90 law. When you have a 50/50 chance of being right, you are going to be wrong 90% of the time.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            50-50-90 law. When you have a 50/50 chance of being right, you are going to be wrong 90% of the time.

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            When you have a 50/50 chance of being right, you are going to be wrong 90% of the time.

            Amen brother!

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Cole's Law -- thinly sliced cabbage.

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                Cole's Law -- thinly sliced cabbage.

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                Don't forget the mayonnaise!

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  A friend sent me these and thought a few might be applicable. Mediocre Laws Of The Day Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help. Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

                  Or, at the very least, stop selling it at places you shop. Every time I find something new to put on rice that I like, it stops being sold within 2-3 trips to the grocery store. I need to learn to stock up (after which of course it will continue to be sold until the moment I run out).

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                    50-50-90 law. When you have a 50/50 chance of being right, you are going to be wrong 90% of the time.

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    'morning Dave. I laughed so hard that the people around my cubicle had to stand up and look what's wrong. I hope you're happy now that I'm looking like a weirdo. :)

                    "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                      'morning Dave. I laughed so hard that the people around my cubicle had to stand up and look what's wrong. I hope you're happy now that I'm looking like a weirdo. :)

                      "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I think you'll find it's not just 'look like' ;P


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                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                        Cole's Law -- thinly sliced cabbage.

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        ouch:thumbsup:

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