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Why I Don't Trust The Government

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  • H H Brydon

    MehGerbil wrote:

    If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests.

    Well I'm not really all that big on govvamint either but I might agree with them somewhat here. If you were a floater in a water tank, I'd be happier to drink the water than if you dropped a floater in it.

    -- Harvey

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    Lost User
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    Is this some kind of twisted death threat? :laugh:

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      Public Health Officials say the corpse wasn't a problem: Body Of Water[^] If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests. Sorry, I don't believe a single word any government official says as someone is on the payroll here or there is backroom shennanigins designed to save an insurance company from lawsuits or something. This makes absolutely no sense when compared with all other warnings we've received in the past. They are liars and thieves, every one of them.

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      wizardzz
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      Very ironic, as dead bodies have the tendency to poo as well.

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        Public Health Officials say the corpse wasn't a problem: Body Of Water[^] If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests. Sorry, I don't believe a single word any government official says as someone is on the payroll here or there is backroom shennanigins designed to save an insurance company from lawsuits or something. This makes absolutely no sense when compared with all other warnings we've received in the past. They are liars and thieves, every one of them.

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        wizardzz
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        When the Columbia was still in orbit, NASA on the ground had a pretty good idea that the reentry would end in catastrophe. They chose to keep them in the dark. They didn't want a small crew on a small ship to panic. If that calmness was worth keeping them in the dark, do you think the government would do everything they could to keep the public from panicking (unless it fits their agenda).

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        • W wizardzz

          Very ironic, as dead bodies have the tendency to poo as well.

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          According to the government teh small amounts of chlorine in the drinking water killed off all the bad bacteria whereas the eye-redding levels of chlorine in the local swimming pool doesn't quite cut it. Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo. Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life. Government = Nothing but Lies

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            When the Columbia was still in orbit, NASA on the ground had a pretty good idea that the reentry would end in catastrophe. They chose to keep them in the dark. They didn't want a small crew on a small ship to panic. If that calmness was worth keeping them in the dark, do you think the government would do everything they could to keep the public from panicking (unless it fits their agenda).

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            I think our current government would sell us as slaves to China if they could get away with it.

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              You must be one of those big government liberals I'm always hearing about on Fox News. I guarantee you when the zombie apocalypse comes the government will tell us to 'stay home' and put 'plastic over the windows' and 'everything is under control' right up until the point you and your friends are alone in a warehouse fending off hoards of zombies with a shotgun and a chainsaw. At that point you'll turn to the busty dark haired beauty in the tattered tanktop who is at your side and say, "OMG, MehGerbil was right!", and she'll say, "Kiss me you hansome devil", and you'll lean in for the kiss but she'll bite your neck because she's a zombie now - and I'll be like RFLOL.

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              peterchen
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              It seems to me you might be one of those "evidence optional" Fox News guys I hear about on Colbert Nation.

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                It seems to me you might be one of those "evidence optional" Fox News guys I hear about on Colbert Nation.

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                :laugh:

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                • L Lost User

                  According to the government teh small amounts of chlorine in the drinking water killed off all the bad bacteria whereas the eye-redding levels of chlorine in the local swimming pool doesn't quite cut it. Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo. Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life. Government = Nothing but Lies

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                  H Brydon
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                  MehGerbil wrote:

                  Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo.
                  Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life.

                  I see it differently. Dead bodies are made of meat (however much decomposed). Poop is made of poop. Meat, even rotting meat, is better for your consumption than poop.

                  -- Harvey

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                    To me the big question is how did she get there? Maybe she got sucked up a water pipe - something is amiss here.

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                    jschell
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                    MehGerbil wrote:

                    Maybe she got sucked up a water pipe - something is amiss here.

                    A pipe? It was on the roof of a hotel - unless she was some sort of wee folk (the mythical kind) she didn't arrive there via a pipe.

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                      Public Health Officials say the corpse wasn't a problem: Body Of Water[^] If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests. Sorry, I don't believe a single word any government official says as someone is on the payroll here or there is backroom shennanigins designed to save an insurance company from lawsuits or something. This makes absolutely no sense when compared with all other warnings we've received in the past. They are liars and thieves, every one of them.

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                      MehGerbil wrote:

                      If a child poops in the local swimming pool the entire pool has to be emptied of occupants but if you put a freakin' corpse in a hotel water supply for two weeks there isn't a problem - according to the tests.

                      That is an over simplification of both of those situations.

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                      • H H Brydon

                        MehGerbil wrote:

                        Entire corpse rotting in a tank of drinking water for two weeks: No problemo.
                        Toddler poops his diaper on the other end of the pool: Run for your life.

                        I see it differently. Dead bodies are made of meat (however much decomposed). Poop is made of poop. Meat, even rotting meat, is better for your consumption than poop.

                        -- Harvey

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                        wizardzz
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                        Dead bodies often poop one last time.

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                        • L Lost User

                          I think our current government would sell us as slaves to China if they could get away with it.

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                          wizardzz
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                          You're too optimistic. China doesn't need slaves, just resources.

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Dead bodies often poop one last time.

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                            H Brydon
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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            Dead bodies often poop one last time.

                            True, they also pee and barf too. When they poop however, there is some containment, unlink a free range muffin. Did you know that when you you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow for about 2 more weeks?

                            -- Harvey

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                            • H H Brydon

                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Dead bodies often poop one last time.

                              True, they also pee and barf too. When they poop however, there is some containment, unlink a free range muffin. Did you know that when you you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow for about 2 more weeks?

                              -- Harvey

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                              wizardzz
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                              My point is that water tank was likely meat, poop, and pee.

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                              • H H Brydon

                                wizardzz wrote:

                                Dead bodies often poop one last time.

                                True, they also pee and barf too. When they poop however, there is some containment, unlink a free range muffin. Did you know that when you you die, your hair and fingernails continue to grow for about 2 more weeks?

                                -- Harvey

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                                enhzflep
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                                :zzz: Nah they don't, it's just that the dehydrating body's skin recedes and expose more of that which was already created before your demise. It's a popular urban myth - but a myth all the same. Google "does your hair continue to grow after you die?"

                                Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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                                • L Lost User

                                  I think our current government would sell us as slaves to China if they could get away with it.

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                                  enhzflep
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                                  One could argue that it's happened already. The Chinese sure don't have the ability to buy all of their manufacturing output..

                                  Make it work. Then do it better - Andrei Straut

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