Happy Birthday to me!
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It worked! But I gave her three presents that year: First was a stuffed fluffy toy Penguin. This confused her. Then an Airfix model of a spitfire. This really puzzled her, especially when I told her it wasn't for her - it was for the penguin. Then the flying lessons. Her father was in the RAF in WW2, but wasn't allowed to fly because of his eyesight being too poor - such people were known as a Penguins. And what happens if you give a Penguin a plane? He can fly. And so did she... She still has the penguin, now called "Leslie" after her father Leslie John, on her computer desk.
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:laugh: I got worried by 3 seconds, and closed it at 8. I have no desire to find out why he is sitting there in his grundies wishing me a happy birthday...:~
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I have no desire to find out why he is sitting there in his grundies
Do not know either. But no need to worry - he keeps them on.
cheers Marco Bertschi
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I have no desire to find out why he is sitting there in his grundies
Do not know either. But no need to worry - he keeps them on.
cheers Marco Bertschi
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I am not going to watch and find out! I have seen some videos with very innocent sounding names on the internet, and some of them are a touch rude... :laugh:
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I am not going to watch and find out! I have seen some videos with very innocent sounding names on the internet, and some of them are a touch rude... :laugh:
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
OriginalGriff wrote:
I have seen some videos with very innocent sounding names on the internet, and some of them are a touch rude... :laugh:
Oh there are several screamer vids coming to my mind...
cheers Marco Bertschi
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Happy birthday, Griff! Here's a poem just for you: Black sheep, black sheep where's all your wool? "I took it all off, just to make you drool!" :-O Cheers!
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
A very Happy Bird-Day to you, OriginalGriff, Happy Bird-Day to you, Happy Bird-Day to you, Your warbles Are never garbles: Happy Bird-Day to you ! If a runny nose makes you blue, Have another chocolate, or two, And, if that don't fix it, Just use handy-wipes to nix it, As you glory in monitor two ! yrs, Bill
This thing we tell of can never be found by seeking, yet only seekers find it. Abu Yazid Al-Bistami (Persian, Sufi, 804-872)
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A very Happy Bird-Day to you, OriginalGriff, Happy Bird-Day to you, Happy Bird-Day to you, Your warbles Are never garbles: Happy Bird-Day to you ! If a runny nose makes you blue, Have another chocolate, or two, And, if that don't fix it, Just use handy-wipes to nix it, As you glory in monitor two ! yrs, Bill
This thing we tell of can never be found by seeking, yet only seekers find it. Abu Yazid Al-Bistami (Persian, Sufi, 804-872)
A poet and a gentleman!
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
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Happy birthday Griff!
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Happy Birthday! Don't eat paracetamol, it can't be mixed with proper medicine.
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Happy birthday OG... :)
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
*cough* Happy Birthday to you! *cough* Happy Birthday to you! *cough* *cough* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* Happy Birthday to yooooouuuuu! *still getting over my flu / bronchitis* :rolleyes:
OriginalGriff wrote:
I got a big box of chocolates
*Ali looks as cute as possible and flutters eyelids hopefully*
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*cough* Happy Birthday to me! *sneeze* Happy Birthday dear OrrrrrrrriginalGrrrrrrriff! *blows nose that appears to be trying the marathon* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee! *urg - where's the paracetamol?* Still, I got a big box of chocolates and a second monitor (which I opened at the beginning of the month on Herself's insistence). I like this new system of "pick your own present" - I get things I like instead of cr@p...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Jeez, you had one last year. Stop being greedy!
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Jeez, you had one last year. Stop being greedy!
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
I am planning on being as greedy as possible, and having as many as I can... :laugh:
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It worked! But I gave her three presents that year: First was a stuffed fluffy toy Penguin. This confused her. Then an Airfix model of a spitfire. This really puzzled her, especially when I told her it wasn't for her - it was for the penguin. Then the flying lessons. Her father was in the RAF in WW2, but wasn't allowed to fly because of his eyesight being too poor - such people were known as a Penguins. And what happens if you give a Penguin a plane? He can fly. And so did she... She still has the penguin, now called "Leslie" after her father Leslie John, on her computer desk.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
Yes, yes.. penguin, flying lessons, wife, blah blah... but what about the Airfix Spitfire? We need pictures! Oh... and happy birthday!
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...
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Yes, yes.. penguin, flying lessons, wife, blah blah... but what about the Airfix Spitfire? We need pictures! Oh... and happy birthday!
- Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...
Sorry - but stuffed penguins aren't good with glue...it wasn't a pretty sight.
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