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There's something you don't see every day (I invoke the Exclusion to Godwin's Law)

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    Dalek Dave
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    My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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      Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Gott inm Himmel!

      FTFY! The locative case[^] must be used here which is indicated by use of the Dative in German[^]. Cheers! :-D

      "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

      Ron White, Comedian

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        My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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        J4amieC
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        Have you ever considered writing a blog? You could write down all your legal-but-morally-questionable business shennanigans, as well as all the fascinating other things that happen to you in one place, where joe programmer wouldn't have to read it.

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          Gott inm Himmel!

          FTFY! The locative case[^] must be used here which is indicated by use of the Dative in German[^]. Cheers! :-D

          "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

          Ron White, Comedian

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          Dalek Dave
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          My German is rusty, and written German is very hard. My ever so 'umble apologies :)

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            Have you ever considered writing a blog? You could write down all your legal-but-morally-questionable business shennanigans, as well as all the fascinating other things that happen to you in one place, where joe programmer wouldn't have to read it.

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            Dalek Dave
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            What, like in the non-programming area where you like to hang out with 'The Boys'?

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              The Bhai
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              My missus is a good rower, in fact we row most nights.

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                My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                Mark_Wallace
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                I love a good row myself, in case anyone hadn't guessed.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Have you ever considered writing a blog? You could write down all your legal-but-morally-questionable business shennanigans, as well as all the fascinating other things that happen to you in one place, where joe programmer wouldn't have to read it.

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                  gavindon
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                  Joe programmer hangs in in Q&A, rarely comes to the lounge. The lounge is for Bob programmer, who likes to hang out here and talk about anything BUT programming. Personally I like seeing the things people post such as that, it is interesting to me to see what people in other countries and cultures are interested in and the things they do.

                  Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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                    What, like in the non-programming area where you like to hang out with 'The Boys'?

                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                    J4amieC
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                    Thats non-programming related section of a site dedicated to programmers. Lets extend that out to "things that may be of interest regarding the workplace". Now lets do a quick straw poll of the last half a dozen threads Don't be stupid, be a smarty... - A thread about the "fun" of over zealous Health & Safety in the workplace - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... meh. How full is your Inbox? - A thread about, well, full inboxes - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... I suppose cross-company collaboration... - A thread about the difficulties and challenges of collaboration - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... check Are you a Brogrammer? - A thread with one of those humourous tests - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check I wish they'd tell me these things - User having trouble with browser/CP - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check The last 2 things you've contributed "Oh look at how smarty I am, I can avoid tax because I'm such a super-accountant" "Oh look at how smarty I am, I translated something from German to English" And lets not forget the daily "Oh look how smarty I am, I can pull a cryptic crossword clue from the Torygraph" *Yawn* Edit: Tidied up some typos - otherwise you'll only use an ad-hominem to attack my "poor grammar"

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                      My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay.

                      Is that some sort of morbid joke?

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
                      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                        My missus is a good rower, in fact we row most nights.

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                        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                        lucky man. Figure out what you're doing right and keep doing more of the same.

                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
                        Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                          My boss is a keen rower. He has had stuff published on the history of rowing in fact. He has just presented me with a small piece of card and asked me to translate it from German to English. (He knew what this card was, but is unable to speak German). It was an entry ticket to the Hospitality Area at the Rowing Competition from the 1936 Olympics. (Tuesday 11th Aug 1936) It has the Olympic Symbol with a small Swastika in it. Gott in Himmel! Mind you, it was the Nazis that gave us the Torch Relay. Ghastly Fellows.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          wizardzz
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                          Did you tell him he's a little late?

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                            lucky man. Figure out what you're doing right and keep doing more of the same.

                            If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
                            You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
                            Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Who Wins?

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                              Who Wins?

                              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                              all involved

                              If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
                              You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
                              Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                                Thats non-programming related section of a site dedicated to programmers. Lets extend that out to "things that may be of interest regarding the workplace". Now lets do a quick straw poll of the last half a dozen threads Don't be stupid, be a smarty... - A thread about the "fun" of over zealous Health & Safety in the workplace - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... meh. How full is your Inbox? - A thread about, well, full inboxes - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... I suppose cross-company collaboration... - A thread about the difficulties and challenges of collaboration - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... check Are you a Brogrammer? - A thread with one of those humourous tests - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check I wish they'd tell me these things - User having trouble with browser/CP - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check The last 2 things you've contributed "Oh look at how smarty I am, I can avoid tax because I'm such a super-accountant" "Oh look at how smarty I am, I translated something from German to English" And lets not forget the daily "Oh look how smarty I am, I can pull a cryptic crossword clue from the Torygraph" *Yawn* Edit: Tidied up some typos - otherwise you'll only use an ad-hominem to attack my "poor grammar"

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                What a fun game... Let's look at yours. Personally Attack on me[^] More DD Attacks[^] Guess What[^] This one is an attack on Nagy[^] Insulting Nagy Again[^] Impugning My Intelligence[^] Weak Invective[^] Tired and Repetitive Gag first offered by Nagy[^] You say I am not a worthy poster, but you are so full of self-righteous shite that you cannot see what a twat you are. If you do not like my posts, I would suggest you do not read them. The trouble then is that you would feel like you were missing out. You need to get a life and perhaps not be as smug as you try to be, because the evidence is you have very little to be smug about. Why don't you turn off your computer and go and see if you can get another human being to interact with you long enough to convince them to have sex. Trust me, you would enjoy it better than typing away in your underpants in the bedroom you share with your brother. Lock the door if you are going to masturbate, you wouldn't want your mum to catch you. Oh, and grow up, you i

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                                  Thats non-programming related section of a site dedicated to programmers. Lets extend that out to "things that may be of interest regarding the workplace". Now lets do a quick straw poll of the last half a dozen threads Don't be stupid, be a smarty... - A thread about the "fun" of over zealous Health & Safety in the workplace - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... meh. How full is your Inbox? - A thread about, well, full inboxes - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... I suppose cross-company collaboration... - A thread about the difficulties and challenges of collaboration - Relevant to the workplace... check - relevant to programmers ... check Are you a Brogrammer? - A thread with one of those humourous tests - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check I wish they'd tell me these things - User having trouble with browser/CP - Relevant to the workplace... meh - relevant to programmers ... check The last 2 things you've contributed "Oh look at how smarty I am, I can avoid tax because I'm such a super-accountant" "Oh look at how smarty I am, I translated something from German to English" And lets not forget the daily "Oh look how smarty I am, I can pull a cryptic crossword clue from the Torygraph" *Yawn* Edit: Tidied up some typos - otherwise you'll only use an ad-hominem to attack my "poor grammar"

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                                  LabVIEWstuff
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                                  Now say it in a Frank Grimes voice. Andy B

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                                    Joe programmer hangs in in Q&A, rarely comes to the lounge. The lounge is for Bob programmer, who likes to hang out here and talk about anything BUT programming. Personally I like seeing the things people post such as that, it is interesting to me to see what people in other countries and cultures are interested in and the things they do.

                                    Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.

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                                    J4amieC
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                                    Great, looks like Dave will have 1 reader of his Blog. That's one more than most people, so he's all set. However, please, if you're going to read blogs to find out about other cultures and nationalities I really wish you wouldn't use an Accountant from Luton :|

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                                      Great, looks like Dave will have 1 reader of his Blog. That's one more than most people, so he's all set. However, please, if you're going to read blogs to find out about other cultures and nationalities I really wish you wouldn't use an Accountant from Luton :|

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I am not from Luton, merely a resident there. I was not born in England and have lived in several countries in my time. Once more you make assumptions, but that is because you are stupid.

                                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                        What a fun game... Let's look at yours. Personally Attack on me[^] More DD Attacks[^] Guess What[^] This one is an attack on Nagy[^] Insulting Nagy Again[^] Impugning My Intelligence[^] Weak Invective[^] Tired and Repetitive Gag first offered by Nagy[^] You say I am not a worthy poster, but you are so full of self-righteous shite that you cannot see what a twat you are. If you do not like my posts, I would suggest you do not read them. The trouble then is that you would feel like you were missing out. You need to get a life and perhaps not be as smug as you try to be, because the evidence is you have very little to be smug about. Why don't you turn off your computer and go and see if you can get another human being to interact with you long enough to convince them to have sex. Trust me, you would enjoy it better than typing away in your underpants in the bedroom you share with your brother. Lock the door if you are going to masturbate, you wouldn't want your mum to catch you. Oh, and grow up, you i

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                                        J4amieC
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                                        It's almost like I guessed you were going to do that - that pretty much defines an ad-hominem attack. And if you care to look outside of the Lounge, you'll see I contribute programming, on a programming-related website. Where's your contribution outside of this forum? Oh yeah, there isn't any because your an Accountant. I did find all the Human being, shared with your brother, masturbation stuff funny though. Made me chuckle.

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                                          I am not from Luton, merely a resident there. I was not born in England and have lived in several countries in my time. Once more you make assumptions, but that is because you are stupid.

                                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                          J4amieC
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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          I was not born in England and have lived in several countries in my time.

                                          Oh god, your a foreigner too. An Immigrant Lutonian Accountant. It doesn't get much worse. (In case you've totally lost your sense of humour - this post is meant to be ironic)

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