15 minutes of fame
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Sorry John, but there was an act of congress passed last week that personally holds you responsible for everything bad that happens ever. You've officially been named as the cause of Hurrican Sandy, John Travolta, Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher and Justin Bieber.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierDon't forget Michael Jackson's death and the Holocaust.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Don't forget Michael Jackson's death and the Holocaust.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
True. What must make it more unpalatable is that the same act linked all good things to Marc Clifton. So Marc is officially responsible for bacon. Do remember to thank him next time you see him.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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I'm published! We're Not Hillbillies[^] (it's the 3rd letter down, and a link to the article I was responding to is in the letter)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
15 minutes
More like 15 seconds, but hey, good on ya! I concur with everything you said in your letter.
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True. What must make it more unpalatable is that the same act linked all good things to Marc Clifton. So Marc is officially responsible for bacon. Do remember to thank him next time you see him.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier -
I'm published! We're Not Hillbillies[^] (it's the 3rd letter down, and a link to the article I was responding to is in the letter)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997While I may not be a gun-toting redneck like you :-\ , I do agree with your sentiment.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
So Marc is officially responsible for bacon.
But Bacon is bad today[^]. So we have John to thank for that today.
The article wrote:
Sausages, ham, bacon and other processed meats appear to increase the risk of dying young and happy, a study of half a million people across Europe suggests.
They obviously have a poor editor at the BBC.
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Sorry John, but there was an act of congress passed last week that personally holds you responsible for everything bad that happens ever. You've officially been named as the cause of Hurrican Sandy, John Travolta, Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher and Justin Bieber.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier -
The article wrote:
Sausages, ham, bacon and other processed meats appear to increase the risk of dying young and happy, a study of half a million people across Europe suggests.
They obviously have a poor editor at the BBC.
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I'm published! We're Not Hillbillies[^] (it's the 3rd letter down, and a link to the article I was responding to is in the letter)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Hurrican Sandy, John Travolta, Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher and Justin Bieber.
Tom Cruise is playing Justin Bieber? In a movie or like a trombone?
I only have one :thumbsup: But post that again and I'll vote again.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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I'm published! We're Not Hillbillies[^] (it's the 3rd letter down, and a link to the article I was responding to is in the letter)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John wrote:
I maintain a small inventory of guns
Yes and so does Switzerland.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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I only have one :thumbsup: But post that again and I'll vote again.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
I've helped you out with that one. A :thumbsup: from me as well.
I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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John wrote:
I maintain a small inventory of guns
Yes and so does Switzerland.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Switzerland
He said small inventory of guns, not inventory of small guns. ;P
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Hurrican Sandy, John Travolta, Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher and Justin Bieber.
Tom Cruise is playing Justin Bieber? In a movie or like a trombone?
wizardzz wrote:
Tom Cruise is playing Justin Bieber? In a movie or like a trombone?
I'm hoping for "like a drum kit" or "like a xylophone" myself. I want blood!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I only have one :thumbsup: But post that again and I'll vote again.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
You only have one :thumbsup:? What happened to the other one?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Switzerland
He said small inventory of guns, not inventory of small guns. ;P
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
It would more be a small inventory of small guns.
cheers Marco Bertschi
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John wrote:
I maintain a small inventory of guns
Yes and so does Switzerland.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
I only have six rifles (three are .22, two of which were used for silhouette competition and one is a 60-year-old Winchester Model 94 that's never been fired), and two handguns. I haven't bought a new gun in more than two years (I gave my dad's old handguns to my sister). I would definitely call my inventory small by pretty much any definition or comparison you might care to present. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I only have six rifles (three are .22, two of which were used for silhouette competition and one is a 60-year-old Winchester Model 94 that's never been fired), and two handguns. I haven't bought a new gun in more than two years (I gave my dad's old handguns to my sister). I would definitely call my inventory small by pretty much any definition or comparison you might care to present. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I have a small collection also, but what is important is that you can use what you have effectively. A semi-auto with 30 rounds might be effective at holding off a bunch of thugs trying to hurt my family, but a bolt action larger bore with a scope might be more effective at providing dinner when the supermarkets run out of food.
SS => Qualified in Submarines
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I only have six rifles (three are .22, two of which were used for silhouette competition and one is a 60-year-old Winchester Model 94 that's never been fired), and two handguns. I haven't bought a new gun in more than two years (I gave my dad's old handguns to my sister). I would definitely call my inventory small by pretty much any definition or comparison you might care to present. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I would definitely call my inventory small by pretty much any definition or comparison you might care to present.
Your inventory is infinitely larger than mine. (When using multiplication. e.g. 3 times larger)
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I have a small collection also, but what is important is that you can use what you have effectively. A semi-auto with 30 rounds might be effective at holding off a bunch of thugs trying to hurt my family, but a bolt action larger bore with a scope might be more effective at providing dinner when the supermarkets run out of food.
SS => Qualified in Submarines
Jim (SS) wrote:
SS => Qualified in Submarines
Is this so people don't think you are part of the Schutzstaffel? :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
