Like a night in London
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A young Aussie on his first night in Rome, was enjoying a cappuccino at a sidewalk cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. "Hi, there," he said, "do you understand English?" "Jus' a little," she answered. "How much?" She smiled. "A hundred dollars!" :-\
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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I thought he did the nailing.
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I thought he did the nailing.
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That hammered that joke into the ground.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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That hammered that joke into the ground.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
A young Aussie on his first night in Rome, was enjoying a cappuccino at a sidewalk cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. "Hi, there," he said, "do you understand English?" "Jus' a little," she answered. "How much?" She smiled. "A hundred dollars!" :-\
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
ihoecken wrote:
A hundred dollars!
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars? :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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ihoecken wrote:
A hundred dollars!
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars? :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
I missed the part where the Aussie met a French prostitute in Rome. Or is Italy so broke that it sold Rome to France? I'm a little behind in world events.
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I missed the part where the Aussie met a French prostitute in Rome. Or is Italy so broke that it sold Rome to France? I'm a little behind in world events.
Italy, France, what's the difference? It's all Johnny-foreigners who don't wash their hands after using the toilet, and the sewers probably stink as well! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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ihoecken wrote:
A hundred dollars!
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars? :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Richard Deeming wrote:
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars?
Some girls take anything from down under. :)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Italy, France, what's the difference? It's all Johnny-foreigners who don't wash their hands after using the toilet, and the sewers probably stink as well! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Richard Deeming wrote:
who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,
In France, we are taught not to piss on our hands when we go to the toilet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Richard Deeming wrote:
who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,
In France, we are taught not to piss on our hands when we go to the toilet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
I imagine the stains would show up quite obviously on the pure-white cotton of your national flag! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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I imagine the stains would show up quite obviously on the pure-white cotton of your national flag! ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote:
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars?
Some girls take anything from down under. :)
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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About as well as on your people's pants. :rolleyes:
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
Well at least we're not American, so we can wear trousers over our pants.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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ihoecken wrote:
A hundred dollars!
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars? :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
I currently work with the Italian team, one of the Customer Service lassies was complaining about Rome and her people, and how she (a Turinese) is from the REAL capital of Italy. "I didn't realise you were from Berlin!" I quipped. Stony silence.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^] -
ihoecken wrote:
A hundred dollars!
I realise the Euro's struggling a bit, but have we really reached the stage where French Italian prostitutes would rather take Australian dollars? :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote:
who don't wash their hands after using the toilet,
In France, we are taught not to piss on our hands when we go to the toilet.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
you guys actually has toilet , thanks for sharing the info , well i guess only we british have such a world class infrastructure :) jokes apart , all knows the truth
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you guys actually has toilet , thanks for sharing the info , well i guess only we british have such a world class infrastructure :) jokes apart , all knows the truth
That's interesting, which part of the UK you from?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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That's interesting, which part of the UK you from?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]New Delhi-upon-Tyne :-D
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
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New Delhi-upon-Tyne :-D
When I was a coder, we worked on algorithms. Today, we memorize APIs for countless libraries — those libraries have the algorithms - Eric Allman
Shhhh- just [t]rollin' :)
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]
