Russian Women Want Me

[Lost User]

Today I received this email: Hi! For me it not habitually to communicate with people through the Internet, but anyhow I have seen yours profile and I want to get acquainted... I from Russia. That you think of it... Give me please a fast reply on my e-mail: AlisaGushchinua@yandex.ru I shall wait a fast reply from you and I can write to you the answer and send the photo (if you, certainly, are interested in acquaintance to me)... See u soon... Olga. This email only left me with one question: Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?

[Lost User]

Lesson of the day: A simple copy paste error can make you lose a client.

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

Don't you know that in Russia Olga is spelt Alisa!

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[Lost User]

I reckon that is written by an Indian Text Speak junky.

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Maybe Olga is Alisa's mother and you're getting to meet a nice and strong Russian woman, no?

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[Olter]

Gushchinua is a widespread Russian sir-name, ya. I'm from Russia and I can't even tell, how to write it down... "Гущиная", "Гущиня"? lol, that's ridiculous. :)

[Anthony Mushrow]

I'v had a few of those recently, the senders e-mail doesn't match the return address, an the name given in the e-mail doesn't match either address. On the positive side there where no spelling or grammatical errors in the rest of the message, I was so impressed I almost responded. ;P

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[Johnny J]

MehGerbil wrote:

Why is Olga using Alisa's email account?

Maybe they're looking for a threesome??? :doh:

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[dan sh]

There are two women. You are one lucky guy.

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[Lost User]

I keep getting spam for watches. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I cannot believe watches are such a big business. Based purely on my email spam you'd think I did nothing all day but look at pictures of naked Russian gals and check the time. These people are so far removed from anything that I care about it's laughable - I suppose the fact I don't own a watch would make me the ideal mark but why would I have a watch in today's world where the time is splashed all over every single electronic device I own. To wear something ONLY FOR THE TIME seems so 1970's.

[Argonia]

You get 2 for the price of 1 :)

[Simon_Whale]

Mother and daughter combo?

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[Lost User]

I think you may have given us a bit more insight into your twisted world then you intended.

[Lost User]

I was ripped off by a Russian bride scam, but it was a really good deal!

[Lost User]

I'll be honest: I've trouble keeping the wife happy. The last thing I need is the anxiety of additional women to please. I'd rather lop off the old man and become a monk then attempt to please two women and once in the bedroom - true story.

[Lost User]

Johnny J. wrote:

Maybe they're looking for a threesome??? :doh:

Ya, we all know how difficult it is for a couple of hot gals to get that hooked up. Gotta go all the way to the States to get that action - because out of 100 million Russian men they couldn't find a single volunteer. Nope.

[Lost User]

I wonder how many young gals in Russian have the name "Olga". Sounds like a 60's stereotype to me.

[Lost User]

I provided the email address. Give it a whirl and let me know how it works out for you.

[Rage]

Ok, so far for the watches. What about the russian girls now ?

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Nyet!

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