Fogert about friggin' sharks with laser beams....

Fred Flams

The urkainians got dolphins instead... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/12/ukraine-navy-killer-dolphins-escape-lovesick_n_2862644.html[^] Problem, those beasts are so intelligent that they managed to escape......

Dalek Dave

It was no accident, they did it on Porpoise.

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c2423

Seems fishy to me. I think they must have had help on the inside...

Keith Barrow

I think they are used in conjunction with elite SEAL units.

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Dalek Dave

I shall soon be Baleen out of this pun thread.

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DeathByChocolate

Fred Flams wrote:

Problem, those beasts are so intelligent that they managed to escape......

I hope they said ... "So long, and thanks for all the fish." Please let them have said that! :laugh: *Geek joke* ;)

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hairy_hats

Leave this plaice at once.

Dalek Dave

I blame the mice.

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Dalek Dave

What are you Whaling about?

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Simon_Whale

We're talking about sharks and dolphins with laser beams not me :laugh:

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GuyThiebaut

Dalek Dave wrote:

It was no accident, they did it on Porpoise.

Cetacean required...

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wizardzz

If hot Russian chicks are e-mailing Americans like MehGerbil to find love, what chances do Ukrainian dolphins even have?

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PIEBALDconsult

At least the dolphins are mammals.