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Where are all the recycled jokes??

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    SalCon
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    I just took a few months off and upon return I dont see any activity in the Soapbox. Please please someone post those recycled jokes to the soapbox; I would hate to go to the original source ;P

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      I just took a few months off and upon return I dont see any activity in the Soapbox. Please please someone post those recycled jokes to the soapbox; I would hate to go to the original source ;P

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      Keith Barrow
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      Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the Soapbox due to the tedious, laboured, overwrought, unfunny recycled jokes that continually afflict the place with punchines that go on too long and and often come to an abrupt stop. Especially the self-referential ones.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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        I just took a few months off and upon return I dont see any activity in the Soapbox. Please please someone post those recycled jokes to the soapbox; I would hate to go to the original source ;P

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        Johnny J
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        This one used to be posted around once a month, but now I haven't seen it for some time, so maybe it's up for recycling :laugh: : Why software developers can't shop! A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six!"   A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy six cartons of milk?"   He replied, "They had eggs."

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          I just took a few months off and upon return I dont see any activity in the Soapbox. Please please someone post those recycled jokes to the soapbox; I would hate to go to the original source ;P

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          The Bhai
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          You can find the recycled jokes on page1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...........101,102.....

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            You can find the recycled jokes on page1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...........101,102.....

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            Keith Barrow
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            You can also find the recycled jokes on page 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...........101,102..... Now that's what I call recycled.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
            -Or-
            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              I just took a few months off and upon return I dont see any activity in the Soapbox. Please please someone post those recycled jokes to the soapbox; I would hate to go to the original source ;P

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              A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ." "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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                A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ." "Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

                MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                :laugh: :laugh:

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