Best name for "bug"?

[Ray Cassick]

Nortel Networks calls thier bug fixes PEPs. Product Enhancement Package :-D

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Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall."
George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."

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[Codin Carlos]

dis-example! ha ha ha yea, it's dissin' me all right!

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

Codin` Carlos wrote: Any good alternate names for BUGS? Colin the Cockroach? :laugh: I just call a bug a bug and a bug fix a kludge or workaround. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia Graesch

Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

[Rohit Sinha]

The bug, not the game. :-D
Regards,

Rohit Sinha

Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
- Abraham Lincoln

The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
- Anonymous

[Ray Cassick]

How about the obvious! STJSE Support Team Job Security Enhancers

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Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall."
George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."

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[Jeremy Falcon]

What about ARSE TAPE? A Really Sneaky Excuse To Always Program Endlessly :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek

[Paul Watson]

Codin` Carlos wrote: What's your favorite? Bugs do not exist on Fridays. Fridays are for new features, cool stuff. :)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I don't know much about Artificial Intelligence, but I've seen a lot of Natural Stupidity in the corporate world...

[l a u r e n]

we call them pgf's (programmer f**k ups) :laugh:

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"even if my world is weird its my world"
biz stuff   about me

[Mike Zinni]

"Undocumented functionality" is a personal favorite... -Mike Zinni email: mzinni99@cox.net AIM: zin9999 "No shit it's tough. If it wasn't, everybody and their sister would be an engineer and then you wouldn't have a job."

[Mike Player]

In my previous company they called them Pandas because they were about to become extinct :~

[Nnamdi Onyeyiri]

Mike Zinni wrote: Undocumented functionality :laugh:

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Sonork | 100.21142 | TheEclypse

[David Wulff]

How about "you got what you paid for"? :~ ;P

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David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Fridays are for slacking. :) Mondays and Tuesdays, that's when the great things are created. :) -- "And God said, Let us make man in our image"

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Mike Player wrote: were They're thriving again? :rolleyes: -- "And God said, Let us make man in our image"

[Lost User]

Inconsistency ? The tigress is here :-D

[Tim Smith]

errant behavior Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

[Chris Losinger]

herbie!

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Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out. --Thomas Cardinal Wolsey

Fractals

[leppie]

What a BUG? Never, its done so intentionally ;P MyDUMeter: a .NET DUMeter clone
"Thats like saying "hahahaha he doesnt know the difference between a cyberneticradioactivenuclothermolopticdimswitch and a biocontainingspherogramotron", but with words you have really never heard of."

[Victor Vogelpoel]

I've GOT to remember this one...:cool: VictorV

[Member 96]

I don't know about other names, but I've always loved the phrase: "This software has more bugs than a bait shop"