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    Thomas Daniels
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    I cqn4t zork zith q QWERTY keyboqrd8 Nor;qllym I use qn AZERTY keyboqrdm qnd zhen I try using q QWERTY keyboqrdm then I get so;ething inco;prehensible 5of coursem I did no effort to re;ove so;e typosm becquse I4; very lqwy :)- I can't work with a QWERTY keyboard! Normally, I use an AZERTY keyboard, and when I try using a QWERTY keyboard, then I get something incomprehensible (of course, I did no effort to remove some typos, because I'm very lazy :))

    The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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      I cqn4t zork zith q QWERTY keyboqrd8 Nor;qllym I use qn AZERTY keyboqrdm qnd zhen I try using q QWERTY keyboqrdm then I get so;ething inco;prehensible 5of coursem I did no effort to re;ove so;e typosm becquse I4; very lqwy :)- I can't work with a QWERTY keyboard! Normally, I use an AZERTY keyboard, and when I try using a QWERTY keyboard, then I get something incomprehensible (of course, I did no effort to remove some typos, because I'm very lazy :))

      The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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      Lost User
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      Strange, but my keyboard read QWERTZ. And there are also some strange letters: ÄäÖöÜü and ß

      Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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        Strange, but my keyboard read QWERTZ. And there are also some strange letters: ÄäÖöÜü and ß

        Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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        Marco Bertschi
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        Mine should have that too. But the damn DELL guys sent me a french one. :doh:

        cheers Marco Bertschi


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          Mine should have that too. But the damn DELL guys sent me a french one. :doh:

          cheers Marco Bertschi


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          Going by the name, I think I could use your help right now. The meat is frying in the pan and in the next minute I shall begin to prepare the spaghetti sauce...

          Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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            Going by the name, I think I could use your help right now. The meat is frying in the pan and in the next minute I shall begin to prepare the spaghetti sauce...

            Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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            Marco Bertschi
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            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: not quite right, only my surname (Marco) is italian, the last name is an old name from the Aargau region in switzerland :-D . Well, I am good with spaghetti anyways (how did you guess that?). I got one major tip for you: Follow your feelings and add everything step by step and taste the sauce everyonce after adding something.

            cheers Marco Bertschi


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              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: not quite right, only my surname (Marco) is italian, the last name is an old name from the Aargau region in switzerland :-D . Well, I am good with spaghetti anyways (how did you guess that?). I got one major tip for you: Follow your feelings and add everything step by step and taste the sauce everyonce after adding something.

              cheers Marco Bertschi


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              OriginalGriff
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              Everything? What, everything in the kitchen? Washing up liquid? Loo cleaner? Cat food? :omg:

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Everything? What, everything in the kitchen? Washing up liquid? Loo cleaner? Cat food? :omg:

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                Marco Bertschi
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                Wowowowow, sloooooow down. And have mercy with a poor non-native speaker :laugh: :laugh: . I meant every ingredient for the tomato sauce. If you put cat food into your meals, enjoy it and go ahead.

                cheers Marco Bertschi


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                  Wowowowow, sloooooow down. And have mercy with a poor non-native speaker :laugh: :laugh: . I meant every ingredient for the tomato sauce. If you put cat food into your meals, enjoy it and go ahead.

                  cheers Marco Bertschi


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                  You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  I don't even put cat food in the cat! (That stuff smells disgusting, I let Herself do that bit) :laugh: I think what he meant was: what do you put in the sauce? Me, I'd use olive oil, garlic, tinned tomato, fresh pepper, salt, sugar, white wine vinegar, basil and a little umami, and simmer it until it was thick enough to stuck to the pasta.

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I don't even put cat food in the cat! (That stuff smells disgusting, I let Herself do that bit) :laugh: I think what he meant was: what do you put in the sauce? Me, I'd use olive oil, garlic, tinned tomato, fresh pepper, salt, sugar, white wine vinegar, basil and a little umami, and simmer it until it was thick enough to stuck to the pasta.

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    Marco Bertschi
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                    I use whatever is there, usually garlic, tomatos, salt, basil (occasionally bacon and pepperoncini). Add vine and everything is fine (No gin for the tomato sauce). Serve to spaghetti and steak. By the way, a welsh coworker brought some butter cookies (or whatever this was) to eat with marmelade to work. Do you know what they are named again?

                    cheers Marco Bertschi


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                      I cqn4t zork zith q QWERTY keyboqrd8 Nor;qllym I use qn AZERTY keyboqrdm qnd zhen I try using q QWERTY keyboqrdm then I get so;ething inco;prehensible 5of coursem I did no effort to re;ove so;e typosm becquse I4; very lqwy :)- I can't work with a QWERTY keyboard! Normally, I use an AZERTY keyboard, and when I try using a QWERTY keyboard, then I get something incomprehensible (of course, I did no effort to remove some typos, because I'm very lazy :))

                      The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.

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                      lewax00
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                      Still more readable than what one of my coworkers spews out when his Dvorak gets switched to QWERTY.

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                        Still more readable than what one of my coworkers spews out when his Dvorak gets switched to QWERTY.

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                        Lost User
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                        And more comprehensible than many a Q&A post, and most of Dalek Daves 'tired and emotional' posts.

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                          Strange, but my keyboard read QWERTZ. And there are also some strange letters: ÄäÖöÜü and ß

                          Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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                          Espen Harlinn
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                          CDP1802 wrote:

                          ÄäÖöÜü and ß

                          Throw it away, it's clearly broken - I bet it doesn't even have ÆØÅ ...

                          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                            I use whatever is there, usually garlic, tomatos, salt, basil (occasionally bacon and pepperoncini). Add vine and everything is fine (No gin for the tomato sauce). Serve to spaghetti and steak. By the way, a welsh coworker brought some butter cookies (or whatever this was) to eat with marmelade to work. Do you know what they are named again?

                            cheers Marco Bertschi


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                            _Damian S_
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                            Marco Bertschi wrote:

                            butter cookies

                            Shortbread?

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                              I use whatever is there, usually garlic, tomatos, salt, basil (occasionally bacon and pepperoncini). Add vine and everything is fine (No gin for the tomato sauce). Serve to spaghetti and steak. By the way, a welsh coworker brought some butter cookies (or whatever this was) to eat with marmelade to work. Do you know what they are named again?

                              cheers Marco Bertschi


                              Software Developer Twitter | Facebook | Articles


                              You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              With marmelade? No - did they look like these? Welsh cakes[^]

                              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                And more comprehensible than many a Q&A post, and most of Dalek Daves 'tired and emotional' posts.

                                MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                                Merlin87
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                                Take a SWISS keyboard, you will be surprised what you find on it! Sometimes I have to struggle with a spanish one - what a mess! All those Chars i have also on my swiss one.

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                                  I use whatever is there, usually garlic, tomatos, salt, basil (occasionally bacon and pepperoncini). Add vine and everything is fine (No gin for the tomato sauce). Serve to spaghetti and steak. By the way, a welsh coworker brought some butter cookies (or whatever this was) to eat with marmelade to work. Do you know what they are named again?

                                  cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                  Klaus Werner Konrad
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                                  Noone of you guys put onions in ??

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                                    CDP1802 wrote:

                                    ÄäÖöÜü and ß

                                    Throw it away, it's clearly broken - I bet it doesn't even have ÆØÅ ...

                                    Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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                                    Bruce Patin
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                                    You must be very sorgfältig when you make those statements. Since my keyboard doesn't have an a-umlaut, I used Google Translate to display the word, then copied and pasted it in. If anyone knows a better way (since I need to know the correct English needed to get the desired translation, and that is sometimes tricky), please let me know.

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                                      Marco Bertschi wrote:

                                      butter cookies

                                      Shortbread?

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                                      Marco Bertschi
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                                      Nope, it had a smooth surface.

                                      cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                        With marmelade? No - did they look like these? Welsh cakes[^]

                                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                                        Marco Bertschi
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                                        Yeah, possibly. And they had dryed grapes in it. However, maybe it was not marmelade which he put on it, but what was it then? Oh yeah, and something like butter was on them too...

                                        cheers Marco Bertschi


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                                          Noone of you guys put onions in ??

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                                          Marco Bertschi
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                                          I do. Forgot to mention them. Amount of onions depends on how much garlic I throw in.

                                          cheers Marco Bertschi


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