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  • J Johan Pretorius

    Pirates of the caribbean - Captain Jack Sparow

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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    Johnny J
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    Spoilsport! ;P

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      [cue Mojito story] So there I was sat at the bar[^] waiting for some friends, the barman takes my order - "Mojitos, lots and lots of Mojitos" For the next three hours all he did was mix Mojitos for my friends and I; five of us I think. The story of the bill is even better, but another day.

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Heartwarming mate. Heartwarming. OT - I got in touch with Rex.

      I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Heartwarming mate. Heartwarming. OT - I got in touch with Rex.

        I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Thanks, he & I have now hooked up.

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Thanks, he & I have now hooked up.

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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          Was he good? Did he croke?

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Thanks, he & I have now hooked up.

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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            that's wrong in so many ways... X| . Oh wait, if it is not meant against the ks rule I probably think of something else ;P

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              that's wrong in so many ways... X| . Oh wait, if it is not meant against the ks rule I probably think of something else ;P

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              You've been around long enough, Shirley you remember Rex?

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              • D Dalek Dave

                The Heartbreak of Michael Martin

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                The Heartbreak of Michael Martin

                The only faarrrkkkking correct reply in the thread. Haven't had any for several months. Unemployment sucks arse.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Movie Quote Of The Day

                  Why is the rum gone?

                  Which movie?

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                  V. wrote:

                  Movie Quote Of The Day

                  Why is the rum gone?

                  Which movie?

                  I'll have you know, that my autobiography is off limits to your little questionnaire. Also the title is actually Shit, I've drunk all the rum!

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Movie Quote Of The Day

                    Why is the rum gone?

                    Which movie?

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Black Beauty?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Movie Quote Of The Day

                      Why is the rum gone?

                      Which movie?

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                      Marco Bertschi
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                      Pirates of the Caribbean?

                      cheers Marco Bertschi


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                      You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff

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                      • M Marco Bertschi

                        Pirates of the Caribbean?

                        cheers Marco Bertschi


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                        You have absolutely no idea how glad I am that I have no idea at all. - OriginalGriff

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        My first thought. But it had already been answered.

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                          Movie Quote Of The Day

                          Why is the rum gone?

                          Which movie?

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          DD, MM, and Nagy do London.

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                            DD, MM, and Nagy do London.

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                            djj55 wrote:

                            DD, MM, and Nagy do London.

                            Them other two poofs drink girly Gin they do.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              djj55 wrote:

                              DD, MM, and Nagy do London.

                              Them other two poofs drink girly Gin they do.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                              Gin? isnt that just pure alcohol + a bit of flavouring?(optional)

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Gin? isnt that just pure alcohol + a bit of flavouring?(optional)

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                Gin? isnt that just pure alcohol + a bit of flavouring?(optional)

                                No, I believe it is all the left over crap from the goodness that is Rum distilling.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                  Gin? isnt that just pure alcohol + a bit of flavouring?(optional)

                                  No, I believe it is all the left over crap from the goodness that is Rum distilling.

                                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  rum isnt distilled its just left in a corner till it rots

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Movie Quote Of The Day

                                    Why is the rum gone?

                                    Which movie?

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                                    loctrice
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                                    28 days

                                    If it moves, compile it

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