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[Orcun Iyigun]

I don't know what is longer: A microwave minute or a treadmill minute?

[Garth J Lancaster]

straight off FailBook ! <fail>

[Orcun Iyigun]

I was indeed sharing this tweet[^]. But about failbook i don't know it..

[Maximilien]

A Windows minute (*) is longer than all of them! especially when in a progressbar.

Nihil obstat

[AspDotNetDev]

Depends. Am I in the microwave and on the treadmill? On the treadmill, It'd seem like forever, and in the microwave it would be over in no time.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Lost User]

As uncle Albert used to say: Nothing is faster than light and therefore no minute is longer than a light minute.

Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

[Brady Kelly]

I don't know, but we can talk about Joburg - or New York - Seconds being the shortest; from when the light turns green until the oke behind you hoots.

[Mark_Wallace]

Garth J Lancaster wrote:

straight off FailBook !

Presumably posted by someone who only eats microwaved food, but who has never been within ten feet of a treadmill.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Orcun Iyigun]

Yeah I think that beats my two. It is especially longer than a minute..

[Orcun Iyigun]

I see what you did there..

[Emmanuel Medina]

A "waiting outside an occupied bathroom 'cause I need to do some dumping" minute is the longest

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez