I Am Good at Riding Horses

[Forogar]

I am jockeying for position to hoof it out of here before I get saddled with more of these puns that I will need to rein in!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[Manfred Rudolf Bihy]

Whoa, easy, easy now. Hold your horses! ;P

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

AspDotNetDev wrote:

equinimous

Come to think of it. They could have called you equanimous too!

"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

[Gary Wheeler]

You sure rode that one hard and put it away wet...

Software Zen: delete this;

[Keith Barrow]

It behooves me to point out, this isn't the first horse-related pin thread we've had in the lounge.

“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

[AspDotNetDev]

I see you've spotted the intentional misspelling. :doh:

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[jeron1]

You were just chomping at the bit to post that!

[Corporal Agarn]

Why do I saddle myself with reading these puns?

[AspDotNetDev]

I love when they rear up.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[jeron1]

This pun thread is becoming unbridled.

[Kenneth Haugland]

You must be jockeying :laugh:

[Joe Simes]

Hay that was uncalled for.

The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

[AspDotNetDev]

Jeron's just chomping for a new thread to get us back on track, but I don't think we need to race away from this one.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[Corporal Agarn]

How furlong?

[Joe Simes]

I appreciate your unbridled enthusiasm ... but I think you need to trace this thread back to the bit about the riding ....

The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

[jeron1]

I am indeed, we may have to take a gallop poll to see if this pun thread should be our mane concern.

[AspDotNetDev]

It would probably look like this:

• Until it gets bucked off the first page.
• We should ride it into the sunset.
• Until it starts stallion.
• Trample it now.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[jeron1]

Maybe we should add,* Until the language starts getting foal.

• Until we stirrup a controversy.

[Lost User]

Nice way to stirrup some trouble.

[AspDotNetDev]

If any cowboys get on their high horse, to Equus them.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!