What is the answer that fits (almost) all possible questions in the world?

Joezer BH

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Lost User

I tried out your supposedly perfect answer when my wife asked me if I love her. Thanks a lot, pal. :mad:

S Houghtelin

Go ask your mother.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

OriginalGriff

You should have that one wired into your subconscious by now, along with the answer. Just like every man should have "No!" wired in to the question "Does my bum look big in this?". If you have to think, you will delay a small, tiny amount before answering, and anything more than 0.0017 seconds starts an argument. In my case, I can reply "No!" and sound sincere without even hearing the question. Frequently before she has finished the world "this".

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Johnny J

Could have been worse. She could have asked you: "Do these pants make me look fat?" :laugh: [EDIT] Dang, I didn't read Griff's reply before making this. He beat me to it... [/EDIT]

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OriginalGriff

"NO!" And it seems my subconscious can detect you aren't female, or that response would have been 20 minutes ago.

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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

"NO"

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Joezer BH

http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=4557804#xx4557804xx[^]

Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

meh

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Giuseppe Tollini

I don't know. there is no question that can't be answered with that

Shuqian Ying

To your question? It still depends :)

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_Damian S_

OriginalGriff wrote:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Yes, but at least it takes the focus off your face!!

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OriginalGriff

"And that's how the argument started!"

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