What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said?
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"Isn't amazing how all babies look like Ed Asner". Said to new parents :wtf:
It's getting to the point where I don't even want to be around other people when they're experiencing a life changing event (wedding, divorce, birth, death, fruit concealed in pockets) because I'll say something stupid. Your Ed Asner comment is funny - I think it was worth it.
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
Your BIL is right.
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
MehGerbil wrote:
In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket?
Sorry but I am pretty sure that statement itself, in the context of the original situation, is also inappropriate.
MehGerbil wrote:
There was no resisting it.
There are a vast number of things that one must "resist" doing when around children.
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"Isn't amazing how all babies look like Ed Asner". Said to new parents :wtf:
Bloke on Facebook last week put a photo of his baby in the bath on with a proper Hitler style haircut. So difficult not to comment, as his sister is my wife's best friend I just about contained myself.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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MehGerbil wrote:
In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket?
Sorry but I am pretty sure that statement itself, in the context of the original situation, is also inappropriate.
MehGerbil wrote:
There was no resisting it.
There are a vast number of things that one must "resist" doing when around children.
jschell wrote:
There are a vast number of things that one must "resist" doing when around children.
You know, this can easily be taken out of context ;P
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jschell wrote:
There are a vast number of things that one must "resist" doing when around children.
You know, this can easily be taken out of context ;P
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Bloke on Facebook last week put a photo of his baby in the bath on with a proper Hitler style haircut. So difficult not to comment, as his sister is my wife's best friend I just about contained myself.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
Regarding the banana incident, what was the girl's reaction? I'm guessing a 6 year old isn't going to understand the sexual innuendo but rather the adults overreacted.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
MehGerbil wrote:
To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house.
And you're surprised?
MehGerbil wrote:
In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket?
Does it matter? She was 6!!!
MehGerbil wrote:
I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question.
There was no resisting it.You need professional help - I think your BIL under-reacted.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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Regarding the banana incident, what was the girl's reaction? I'm guessing a 6 year old isn't going to understand the sexual innuendo but rather the adults overreacted.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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MehGerbil wrote:
To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house.
And you're surprised?
MehGerbil wrote:
In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket?
Does it matter? She was 6!!!
MehGerbil wrote:
I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question.
There was no resisting it.You need professional help - I think your BIL under-reacted.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
Few years ago me and two co-workers were traveling in a car on a quite suburbia road, me in the front passenger seat. The guy seating behind me was telling us in a great details for his new life insurance on behalf of his girlfriend. Numbers, tricks, suicide clause – everything. He looked so obsessed by the matter so in one moment I leaned back and gently asked: “Do you want me to kill you?” Silence in the car…
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Does it matter anymore? "You can say it's chilly outside, and this spring is cooler than most", and your sure to offend some whackadoodle.
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Few years ago me and two co-workers were traveling in a car on a quite suburbia road, me in the front passenger seat. The guy seating behind me was telling us in a great details for his new life insurance on behalf of his girlfriend. Numbers, tricks, suicide clause – everything. He looked so obsessed by the matter so in one moment I leaned back and gently asked: “Do you want me to kill you?” Silence in the car…
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Seems appropriate to me.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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MehGerbil wrote:
She had no idea.
The defense rests. I don't see why people here are so bent out of shape about this. It went over the girl's head as I supposed it would.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
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Seems appropriate to me.
BDF I often make very large prints from unexposed film, and every one of them turns out to be a picture of myself as I once dreamed I would be. -- BillWoodruff
Sadly, but not to my co-workers. From this moment I was never invited to barbecue with them. :-D
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Sadly, but not to my co-workers. From this moment I was never invited to barbecue with them. :-D
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Deyan Georgiev wrote:
Sadly, but not to my co-workers. From this moment I was never invited to barbecue with them. :-D
It is nice the story has a happy ending. How much fun could those folks be at a BBQ?
Somewhere in between pooping owl and drying paint.
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What is the most inappropriate thing you've ever said? True stories only. For me, it was probably when a fellow at work was telling me about the passing of his uncle. As it turns out, over that weekend his uncle had died on the golf course. I asked: "What hole was he on?" I got a blank stare in return. Second place would probably be at a family reunion when my 6 year old niece entered the room with a banana in her pocket. Naturally, I had to ask: "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you glad to see me?" To this day my brother in law will not let his kids stay at our house. In my defense, how often does someone actually have a banana in their pocket? I feel fate really was unfair - I had to ask the question. There was no resisting it.
"I do" :sigh:
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