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    And I thought I was full of shit.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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    Keith Barrow
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    You are, but it doesn't stop me from being the same.

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      No it doesn't, well of a sort maybe. Nagy means big or great and Vilmos is the Hungarian version of William.

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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      Joezer BH
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      What kind of a broke Hungarian :sigh: are you Mr Protector? Of course the uneducated may only know the William equivalent ... but, see Yes, it does! (and I am not even one inch Hungarian) and boo :thumbsdown: you, for making me ask Dr. google to make sure I don't turn out all stupid... Disclosure: I actually think "great protector" is quite a cool name (although not too modest)!

      Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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        What kind of a broke Hungarian :sigh: are you Mr Protector? Of course the uneducated may only know the William equivalent ... but, see Yes, it does! (and I am not even one inch Hungarian) and boo :thumbsdown: you, for making me ask Dr. google to make sure I don't turn out all stupid... Disclosure: I actually think "great protector" is quite a cool name (although not too modest)!

        Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Try Mr Big. Hungarian names are Family first then Given; for example Spielberg Istvan the famous director.

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Try Mr Big. Hungarian names are Family first then Given; for example Spielberg Istvan the famous director.

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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          Joezer BH
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          well, did you ask your mom about Vilmos already? e.g.: "Hi mom, yes, I know I didn't call you for over a week, yes ... yes mom anyway, I just wanted to ask you about something here, see this strange guy over at CP says that Vilmos means protector, what do you reckon, huh mom? is he talking rubbish? or did I just turn out as Mr. not-so-Big?"

          Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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            well, did you ask your mom about Vilmos already? e.g.: "Hi mom, yes, I know I didn't call you for over a week, yes ... yes mom anyway, I just wanted to ask you about something here, see this strange guy over at CP says that Vilmos means protector, what do you reckon, huh mom? is he talking rubbish? or did I just turn out as Mr. not-so-Big?"

            Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Considering I'm not Hungarian [don't tell] I think she wouldn't understand. The truth? You can't handle the truth! Actually you probably can. My name is William hence the Vilmos. When I first worked out in Hungary my then boss called me Big Willy and so the Nagy Vilmos name came along when I needed a name for my hotmail account. I still use the name as Mrs Wife finds it funny.

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Considering I'm not Hungarian [don't tell] I think she wouldn't understand. The truth? You can't handle the truth! Actually you probably can. My name is William hence the Vilmos. When I first worked out in Hungary my then boss called me Big Willy and so the Nagy Vilmos name came along when I needed a name for my hotmail account. I still use the name as Mrs Wife finds it funny.

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              Joezer BH
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              Quote:

              don't tell

              I promise ;)

              Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                I have a dinner tonight, a nice posh black tie do. Anglo-Hungarian Cultural drivel dontchaknow. I have to deliver a few words and I had two months notice of this. Go on, guess how much I have done? Go on, I bet you can't!

                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                There's a chance this could work![^]

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  It's a free bar. Well it's one of them right posh dos with penguins walking around with bottles. Anyway, all I need to do is "Welcome, thank you Mr X for coming, enjoy the focking fulk dancing and facking fucinating embroidery. Bish, bash, bosh, let's hit the nosh." Then I have to spread that out over 5 frogging minutes.

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  Roger Wright
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                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                  5 frogging minutes.

                  You have to deliver the address in French? :wtf:

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    I have a dinner tonight, a nice posh black tie do. Anglo-Hungarian Cultural drivel dontchaknow. I have to deliver a few words and I had two months notice of this. Go on, guess how much I have done? Go on, I bet you can't!

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                    NAANsoft
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                    How about: "Was that my phone? Oh, I better run and get it..."... :rolleyes:

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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      Then I have to spread that out over 5 frogging minutes.

                      Talk very slowly and loudly.

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                      Alan Burkhart
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                      And interrupt yourself several times by saying, "but seriously folks..."

                      XAlan Burkhart

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