Hunters - good one, sorry if repost...
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed... The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services: - "My friend is dead!! What can I do??" - "Calm down. I can help you. First let's make sure your friend is dead." (silence)... (shot)... - "Ok, now what?"
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed... The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services: - "My friend is dead!! What can I do??" - "Calm down. I can help you. First let's make sure your friend is dead." (silence)... (shot)... - "Ok, now what?"
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Simple yet funny :thumbsup:
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
... and very old. It was once voted the best joke of all time, and appears to have been written by the late, great Spike Milligan in 1951[^]!
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