An old man was pulled over for speeding
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An old man was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper told the old man, "give me an excuse I haven't heard before and I will let you go". The old man looked at him and said " A few years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought it was you trying to bring her back." The trooper looked at the old man and said "slow down and have a nice day".
Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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An old man was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper told the old man, "give me an excuse I haven't heard before and I will let you go". The old man looked at him and said " A few years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought it was you trying to bring her back." The trooper looked at the old man and said "slow down and have a nice day".
Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.