Worst Exception!!
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
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That was about the only error reporting you seemed to get with Microsoft C in the DOS days. Ot at least, the only reporting I can remember. (I couldn't find an image of the DOS screen, where it was that and an "OK" and "Cancel" button, both of which did the same thing: crash.)
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<shudder> I'd forgotten that one: OS/360 in my case. And wasn't the explanation helpfull as well? "The RTM2WA is pointed to by the TCB of the failing task (field TCBRTWA), and is listed after the abnormally ending TCB." Why can't you just say "You forgot a comma you idiot" and let us both move on? :laugh:
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<shudder> I'd forgotten that one: OS/360 in my case. And wasn't the explanation helpfull as well? "The RTM2WA is pointed to by the TCB of the failing task (field TCBRTWA), and is listed after the abnormally ending TCB." Why can't you just say "You forgot a comma you idiot" and let us both move on? :laugh:
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
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And everything we wrote that long ago was better? :)
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Well, I at least tried to tell the user what he had done wrong. Most of the time. Some of the time, probably. But MS didn't even give a nod towards "user friendly" in those days; it was "user hostile" at best, and "outright hatred" at worst.
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Quote:
"Error: Cannot delete 6342_637.oft, there is not enough disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again."
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Oh god, I'd forgotten that piece of zen wonderfulnes
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Oh god, I'd forgotten that piece of zen wonderfulnes
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Not an exception but with the same flavour. During windows start-up device detection: "Keyboard error or no keyboard present." and below the well known "Press F1 to continue or ESC to enter SETUP."
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
0xC0000005, aka Windows access violation. Detection is nowhere near the place in your source code that caused the problem, and the actual cause usually has nothing to do with an attempt to access any kind of protected object.Software Zen:
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
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0xC0000005, aka Windows access violation. Detection is nowhere near the place in your source code that caused the problem, and the actual cause usually has nothing to do with an attempt to access any kind of protected object.Software Zen:
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
When things go wrong, even the worst exception is better than no exception. :sigh:
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Not an exception but with the same flavour. During windows start-up device detection: "Keyboard error or no keyboard present." and below the well known "Press F1 to continue or ESC to enter SETUP."
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
Well this is the one I was always facing in my old Celeron box
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All of the "something went wrong, but I'm not going to tell you what, why, or even where, neener neener"-Exceptions. XNA was pretty good at throwing those - often in a manner that the debugger would fail to run. Actually native code in general is good at that. For example, if anything happens after the stack gets misaligned on win64, things go very wrong.
In good old days of native c++... now I have moved to managed, atleast the debugger gives me some stack traces... I never learnt how to debug a native app!
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0xC0000005, aka Windows access violation. Detection is nowhere near the place in your source code that caused the problem, and the actual cause usually has nothing to do with an attempt to access any kind of protected object.Software Zen:
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
"the application has failed to start because its side-by-side configuration is incorrect" This one gives me nightmares because so far I have been unable to troubleshoot it. The application refuses to start, that's it. No clue on what DLL was missing/of invalid type or whatsoever. Quite efficiently contributes to the arcane mysteries of .NET technology. One more instance of what harold aptroot said.
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
Stack overflow exceptions! Although they don't happen often, they are tricky to debug as the stack trace isn't available to me when it happens.
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
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What's in your mind is the worst exception in programming?? My favourite is Out of Memory!
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Ah yes the compiler messages of MicroFocus COBOL !!! - miss one full-stop (period) and you would get 1000's of errors. Deep joy.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - Hunter S Thompson RIP
