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  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

    Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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    David Wulff
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    :laugh:

    David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I'm waiting for Big Brother III" - JoeSox losing his credibility

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      I think it's a hoax too. I got it over ICQ. I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share it :) -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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      Wouter Dhondt
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      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share It is funny, even if it is a hoax. I'm going to put it up on the office fridge. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^] while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }

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      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

        Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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        Paul Watson
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        We have banned PHP in the workplace as well. It leads to dellusions of grandeur and Better Than Thou attitudes. The drug even fools the user into thinking they are following the Light Path. They also start to talk strangely referring to the el337 or something, I can never get it right, not a PHP user. Good post Jorgen. :)

        Paul Watson
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        Cape Town, South Africa

        Meg wrote: Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything....

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          We have banned PHP in the workplace as well. It leads to dellusions of grandeur and Better Than Thou attitudes. The drug even fools the user into thinking they are following the Light Path. They also start to talk strangely referring to the el337 or something, I can never get it right, not a PHP user. Good post Jorgen. :)

          Paul Watson
          Bluegrass
          Cape Town, South Africa

          Meg wrote: Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything....

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          David Wulff
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          As usefull as PHP can be, I can't help remembering the reason I dropped Perl when I open up a nicely formatted PHP document. :)

          David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I'm waiting for Big Brother III" - JoeSox losing his credibility

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          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

            Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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            ROTFLMAO! :laugh: Jeremy Falcon Imputek

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            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

              Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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              Michael A Barnhart
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              True or not my wife is going to love it. She graduated from there. Nice to be in the News Plenty of links via google. http://bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html[^] "I will find a new sig someday."

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds Oh no - academics on the school ground! :laugh: Seriously, I wish I was still at school - one rumour like this could have wangled our Lowveld school a week of unplanned holiday! :-D

                But I am fantastic in bed! And there are gorgeous women in all the houses I pass. And it would be wrong to leave them unsatisfied! So spam is the only way... - Paul Watson

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                  We have banned PHP in the workplace as well. It leads to dellusions of grandeur and Better Than Thou attitudes. The drug even fools the user into thinking they are following the Light Path. They also start to talk strangely referring to the el337 or something, I can never get it right, not a PHP user. Good post Jorgen. :)

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Meg wrote: Stand close to him (while trying not to appear gay), and the wasp should transfer it's interest to him. Of course, I'm not speaking from evil experience or anything....

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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  Is it possible that PHP is the bastard child of ASP and Perl/CGI? :~ It resembles Perl, but has the plastic toy feeling of VBScript. :) C#/ASP.NET is perhaps the best thing Microsoft has ever delivered since sliced bread! I hope I'll never have to touch any ASP/Perl/PHP/JSP/whatever again. :) Paul Watson wrote: Good post Jorgen Thanks Paul. I try to do my best :) -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                  • W Wouter Dhondt

                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share It is funny, even if it is a hoax. I'm going to put it up on the office fridge. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^] while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }

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                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                    Wouter Dhondt wrote: I'm going to put it up on the office fridge. Hehe! Do you by any chance have any PHP-developer at the office? :rolleyes: -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. "A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB." Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP." -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                      :laugh: I read this awhile back, that's crazy. BTW, what does your sig say? Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

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                        :laugh: I read this awhile back, that's crazy. BTW, what does your sig say? Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        Brad Jennings wrote: BTW, what does your sig say? It says "Excuse me. Do you speak vulcan?". Well, do ya? ;) -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          Brad Jennings wrote: BTW, what does your sig say? It says "Excuse me. Do you speak vulcan?". Well, do ya? ;) -- Chatai. Yana ra Yakana ro futisha ta?

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                          :cool: Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

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