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    dan sh
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    How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

    "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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      How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

      "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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      Mark_Wallace
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      That pr1ck couldn't grill cheese. SAS my @rse. I'll bet he was kicked out after a week, for faking it.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

        "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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        OriginalGriff
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        Bear Grylls would grill as many bears as Bear Grylls could grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears.

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

          "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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          Keith Barrow
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          How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could bear to grill bears on Bear Gryll's bear grill? [Edit] Your whole post takes on a different tenner if you realise that "Bear" is homosexual patois for a large, hairy masculine man, and to "grill" a euphemism meaning to engage in "sexual activities [with]". Now you all can't get that disturbing image out your heads, my work here is done!

          “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
          “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

          Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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            How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could bear to grill bears on Bear Gryll's bear grill? [Edit] Your whole post takes on a different tenner if you realise that "Bear" is homosexual patois for a large, hairy masculine man, and to "grill" a euphemism meaning to engage in "sexual activities [with]". Now you all can't get that disturbing image out your heads, my work here is done!

            “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
            “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

            Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            So you're basically suggesting that Bear Grylls is pretty much a male stand in for Miss P. Hilton?

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

              "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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              S Houghtelin
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              Bear Grylls doesn't eat bears, he eats their droppings[^]. And it tastes like $#!t

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                So you're basically suggesting that Bear Grylls is pretty much a male stand in for Miss P. Hilton?

                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                Keith Barrow
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                :thumbsup:

                “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                  How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

                  "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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                  Orcun Iyigun
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                  42 :cool:

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                    How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could bear to grill bears on Bear Gryll's bear grill? [Edit] Your whole post takes on a different tenner if you realise that "Bear" is homosexual patois for a large, hairy masculine man, and to "grill" a euphemism meaning to engage in "sexual activities [with]". Now you all can't get that disturbing image out your heads, my work here is done!

                    “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                    “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                    Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    It's less homosexual if you read it as bare and girl instead.

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