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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Neither, because Chuck Norris would already have roundhouse kicked them off the internet.

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    DaveAuld
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    Excellent, Yah for Norris!

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    • J Johnny J

      That makes no sense at all! :doh:

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      Joezer BH
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      Not to you perhaps :doh: Why don't you explain to the witch that a watch can't watch ;P

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Neither, because Chuck Norris would already have roundhouse kicked them off the internet.

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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        Joezer BH
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        If you're gonna talk about Chuck Norris, you've gotta add subtitles for those under 80!

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        • D DaveAuld

          If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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          _Damian S_
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          Wash your hands and face my boy, his Uncle Will insists. But mind you watch your wrist watch while you wash and rinse your wrists!!

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          • J Joezer BH

            If you're gonna talk about Chuck Norris, you've gotta add subtitles for those under 80!

            Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Chuck Norris doesn't need Subtitles. Subtitles need Chuck Norris!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Chuck Norris doesn't need Subtitles. Subtitles need Chuck Norris!

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              Joezer BH
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              Chuck Norris` grand son is coming to getcha :~

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              • D DaveAuld

                If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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                Lost User
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                The witch from Ipswich?

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                • D DaveAuld

                  If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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                  And now switch the witches and switch the watches so that which switched witches watch which switched watches?

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                  • D DaveAuld

                    If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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                    Rutvik Dave
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                    The way I see it, you have made at-least 6 typos trying to write a simple statement. But let me tell you, you are not using a typewriter, so please go back and just correct the spelling. No need to type the same words again and again until you find the correct word. ;P I just had to use white ink on my LCD Screen to remove all those typos. :-D

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                      And now switch the witches and switch the watches so that which switched witches watch which switched watches?

                      V.
                      (MQOTD Rules and previous Solutions )

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                      Maximilien
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                      all wearing swatch watches.

                      Nihil obstat

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                      • D DaveAuld

                        If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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                        Mike Hankey
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                        Which witch is which?

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          Which witch is which?

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                          DaveAuld
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                          I don't know, but all the talk of witches, gave me a nervous twitch and an itch!

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                          • D DaveAuld

                            I don't know, but all the talk of witches, gave me a nervous twitch and an itch!

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            Better see to that itch. :) A little ditty that my ex used to hate; 0 to bitch in .2 secs and the bitch switch sticks.

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                            • D DaveAuld

                              If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch watch? :omg: pass the :beer: (cool, even chrome questioned the validity of the second last word)

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                              BillWoodruff
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                              Each witch would watch each which watch.

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                              • L Lost User

                                DaveAuld wrote:

                                If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch witch which watch?

                                FTFY.

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                                What if there is a watch which where 'watch' is an adjective. The watch witch watched the watch.

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                                • J Joezer BH

                                  It's miles old... The way I know it: Two witches had two watches. Which witch witched which watch? Which watch watched which witch?

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                                  Moykn
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                                  All i could read was: Two witches had two watches. Wit wit wit wit wat? wit wat wat wit wit?

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                                  • M Moykn

                                    All i could read was: Two witches had two watches. Wit wit wit wit wat? wit wat wat wit wit?

                                    Sorry, my english is bad! Everything is easy for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. (Fran Porretto)

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                                    Joezer BH
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                                    That's the whole point of this silly "word compound", If you ask me, I say: Meh.

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