Just read...

[PaulowniaK]

"Free Buffer" as "Free Beer" and I don't even drink beer! :doh:

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...

[Joezer BH]

Paul said:

and I don't even drink beer!

Surely you drink beer, you are a human being. So, what you are saying is that you always get an ODD number of mugs?

Never underestimate the difference U can make in the lives of others.

∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

[Mark_Wallace]

PaulowniaK wrote:

I don't even drink beer!

Your subconscious must be trying to tell you how wrong that is.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[CPallini]

PaulowniaK wrote:

and I don't even drink beer!

Tons of man points lost there.

Veni, vidi, vici.

[Doofenshmirtz]

CPallini wrote:

Tons of man points lost there.

This must be her lucky day ;P

[RedDk]

Solution: 1. Take cellphone picture of self. 2. Open it in Photoshop. 3. Navigate to Image/Adjustments/Hue|Saturation 4. Set Lightness to -100 5. Save 6. Repost message. See how you feel then.