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  • A AlphaDeltaTheta

    HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "In a very very serious interview..." VISIBLE "Interviewer to aspirant: "Do you know, who is a CEO?"" VISIBLE "Aspirant: "CEO is the Chief Executive Officer. He has control over many things... He's literally the boss of all." VISIBLE "Interviewer: Well, I feel he's the CHIEF EXTORTIONIST and OPPRESSOR" KTHXBYE COMMENT: CEO's that's not you... do not take personally!

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    Johnny J
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    I don't mean to be rude, but if I can give you a piece of advice, I think something like this would get a better reception if you posted it in GIT[^] Indians seem to find such things fun (and that's quite ok), but most people in the Western world don't appreciate it...

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    • A AlphaDeltaTheta

      HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "In a very very serious interview..." VISIBLE "Interviewer to aspirant: "Do you know, who is a CEO?"" VISIBLE "Aspirant: "CEO is the Chief Executive Officer. He has control over many things... He's literally the boss of all." VISIBLE "Interviewer: Well, I feel he's the CHIEF EXTORTIONIST and OPPRESSOR" KTHXBYE COMMENT: CEO's that's not you... do not take personally!

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Every time you use LOLCODE in the Lounge, a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you?

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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      • J Johnny J

        I don't mean to be rude, but if I can give you a piece of advice, I think something like this would get a better reception if you posted it in GIT[^] Indians seem to find such things fun (and that's quite ok), but most people in the Western world don't appreciate it...

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
        -----
        Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
        Greg King
        -----
        I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
        Ron White, Comedian

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        AlphaDeltaTheta
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        I hate cricket... that's why i haunt this place ;P

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Every time you use LOLCODE in the Lounge, a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you?

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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          AlphaDeltaTheta
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          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

          You don't hate puppies do you?

          No no no... not... they're cute :rolleyes:

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          • J Johnny J

            I don't mean to be rude, but if I can give you a piece of advice, I think something like this would get a better reception if you posted it in GIT[^] Indians seem to find such things fun (and that's quite ok), but most people in the Western world don't appreciate it...

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
            -----
            Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
            Greg King
            -----
            I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
            Ron White, Comedian

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            Lost User
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            Could someone explain this to me? What is it that Indians appreciate that Westerners don't? I found the OP very confusing so I'm wondering about cultural differences.

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            • J Johnny J

              I don't mean to be rude, but if I can give you a piece of advice, I think something like this would get a better reception if you posted it in GIT[^] Indians seem to find such things fun (and that's quite ok), but most people in the Western world don't appreciate it...

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
              -----
              Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
              Greg King
              -----
              I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
              Ron White, Comedian

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              Abhinav S
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              Wait hold on. Apologies to Amitosh, but I don't get this joke either. And I'm not complaining, but "you Indians" just seems to be a little, you know, provocative.

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              • A AlphaDeltaTheta

                I hate cricket... that's why i haunt this place ;P

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                Abhinav S
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                You CAN post besides cricket on the GIT, you know. :-\

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Every time you use LOLCODE in the Lounge, a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you?

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  Then he should post this in the Chinese forum instead.

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                  • L Lost User

                    Could someone explain this to me? What is it that Indians appreciate that Westerners don't? I found the OP very confusing so I'm wondering about cultural differences.

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                    Johnny J
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                    I can't explain it, I'm sorry. But I've noticed from visitng GIT from time to time that there are some cultural differences in taste between Asians and Westeners. For instance, a lot of Indians seem to like long inspirational and moral telling stories that can make me and most of my colleagues break out in a puking orgy. Also, there seems to be differences in what people find funny in different parts of the world (not just India vs. Europe, other parts of the world too). I'm not meaning to be racist at all, it has nothing to do with race, and there's nothing wrong with it, just that people like different things. The reason I mention it here is that I don't find the text remotely funny/intersting, and thus I assume that because the OP has posted it in the first place, he obviously does.

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
                    Greg King
                    -----
                    I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
                    Ron White, Comedian

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                    • A Abhinav S

                      Wait hold on. Apologies to Amitosh, but I don't get this joke either. And I'm not complaining, but "you Indians" just seems to be a little, you know, provocative.

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                      Johnny J
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                      Don't be overly sensitive. I wasn't being derogatory, just commenting of a strange thing I've noticed. Tried to explain it here[^]. It isn't necessarily an insult to acknowledge that people are different, so you shouldn't take it as such (not from me anyway).

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
                      Greg King
                      -----
                      I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
                      Ron White, Comedian

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        Every time you use LOLCODE in the Lounge, a puppy dies. You don't hate puppies do you?

                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        I had to murder a kitten, certainly.

                        “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                        “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

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                        • A Abhinav S

                          You CAN post besides cricket on the GIT, you know. :-\

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                          AlphaDeltaTheta
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                          Of course... I post things but not this... But when I see cricket, I forget

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                          • A AlphaDeltaTheta

                            HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "In a very very serious interview..." VISIBLE "Interviewer to aspirant: "Do you know, who is a CEO?"" VISIBLE "Aspirant: "CEO is the Chief Executive Officer. He has control over many things... He's literally the boss of all." VISIBLE "Interviewer: Well, I feel he's the CHIEF EXTORTIONIST and OPPRESSOR" KTHXBYE COMMENT: CEO's that's not you... do not take personally!

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                            Keith Barrow
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                            Wrong forum.[^]

                            “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                            “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                            Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                            • A AlphaDeltaTheta

                              HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "In a very very serious interview..." VISIBLE "Interviewer to aspirant: "Do you know, who is a CEO?"" VISIBLE "Aspirant: "CEO is the Chief Executive Officer. He has control over many things... He's literally the boss of all." VISIBLE "Interviewer: Well, I feel he's the CHIEF EXTORTIONIST and OPPRESSOR" KTHXBYE COMMENT: CEO's that's not you... do not take personally!

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                              Rage
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                              :omg: I wonder how you can really want to write something like that : different fonts, different colors, different sizes, garbage between the lines. And I did not even talk about the fact that the joke, if that was the intention, is pathetic. Still, the question remains : What mystery forces can bring someone to the idea to write such a weird post in such a weird manner without noticing that it is ridiculous ?! :~ I sometimes lose faith in humanity, really-

                              ~RaGE();

                              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                              • J Johnny J

                                I can't explain it, I'm sorry. But I've noticed from visitng GIT from time to time that there are some cultural differences in taste between Asians and Westeners. For instance, a lot of Indians seem to like long inspirational and moral telling stories that can make me and most of my colleagues break out in a puking orgy. Also, there seems to be differences in what people find funny in different parts of the world (not just India vs. Europe, other parts of the world too). I'm not meaning to be racist at all, it has nothing to do with race, and there's nothing wrong with it, just that people like different things. The reason I mention it here is that I don't find the text remotely funny/intersting, and thus I assume that because the OP has posted it in the first place, he obviously does.

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
                                -----
                                Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
                                Greg King
                                -----
                                I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
                                Ron White, Comedian

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                                AlphaDeltaTheta
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                                Johnny J. wrote:

                                I can't explain it, I'm sorry. But I've noticed from visitng GIT from time to time that there are some cultural differences in taste between Asians and Westeners.

                                There will be... if you're living apart by half of the world and by a temperature zone apart!

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                                • R Rage

                                  :omg: I wonder how you can really want to write something like that : different fonts, different colors, different sizes, garbage between the lines. And I did not even talk about the fact that the joke, if that was the intention, is pathetic. Still, the question remains : What mystery forces can bring someone to the idea to write such a weird post in such a weird manner without noticing that it is ridiculous ?! :~ I sometimes lose faith in humanity, really-

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                  AlphaDeltaTheta
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                                  Rage wrote:

                                  What mystery forces can bring someone to the idea to write such a weird post in such a weird manner without noticing that it is ridiculous ?! :~

                                  Overwork... :laugh:

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    Don't be overly sensitive. I wasn't being derogatory, just commenting of a strange thing I've noticed. Tried to explain it here[^]. It isn't necessarily an insult to acknowledge that people are different, so you shouldn't take it as such (not from me anyway).

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
                                    -----
                                    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
                                    Greg King
                                    -----
                                    I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!
                                    Ron White, Comedian

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                                    Abhinav S
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                                    Johnny J. wrote:

                                    here[^]

                                    I went through your post. Yes there are differences.

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                                    • A AlphaDeltaTheta

                                      Of course... I post things but not this... But when I see cricket, I forget

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                                      Abhinav S
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                                      Oh please go ahead and post non-cricketing threads. I wouldn't mind the change myself.

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                                      • A AlphaDeltaTheta

                                        HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "In a very very serious interview..." VISIBLE "Interviewer to aspirant: "Do you know, who is a CEO?"" VISIBLE "Aspirant: "CEO is the Chief Executive Officer. He has control over many things... He's literally the boss of all." VISIBLE "Interviewer: Well, I feel he's the CHIEF EXTORTIONIST and OPPRESSOR" KTHXBYE COMMENT: CEO's that's not you... do not take personally!

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                                        jim lahey
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                                        I see neither code nor lol. wtf?

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                                        • R Rage

                                          :omg: I wonder how you can really want to write something like that : different fonts, different colors, different sizes, garbage between the lines. And I did not even talk about the fact that the joke, if that was the intention, is pathetic. Still, the question remains : What mystery forces can bring someone to the idea to write such a weird post in such a weird manner without noticing that it is ridiculous ?! :~ I sometimes lose faith in humanity, really-

                                          ~RaGE();

                                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          to be fair I think the colours etc are the fault of using LOLCODE not the poster, why the poster is using LOLCODE is a different question one that is far harder to explain

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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