Famous Last Words
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
11. "Someone hold my beer!" 12. "Hey guys! Watch This!" EDIT ============ 13. "I wonder what this does..."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
What could possibly go wrong? Viruses, psh, I'm on a Mac.
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
That snake is not poisonous.
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
John Sedgwick:
"I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." Oscar Wilde (though, apparently he may not have said it at all).
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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11. "Someone hold my beer!" 12. "Hey guys! Watch This!" EDIT ============ 13. "I wonder what this does..."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I think it is usually, "Hey guys! Watch This! Hey, hold my beer"
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
Trust me, I know what I'm doing...
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This is from my collection of Famous Last Words: (Does anyone care to expand this list? All contributions will be duly appreciated.) 1. Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. 2. Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there. 3. What happens if you touch these two wires tog--- 4. We won't need reservations. 5. It's always sunny there this time of the year. 6. Don't worry, it's not loaded. 7. They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager. 8. Don't worry, I can handle it. 9. You and what army? 10. If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
Cornelius Henning If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."
Spike Milligan - "I told you I was ill".
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