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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

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    Lost User
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    you forgot Undercooked

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      I vote for Kelvin to be the universal one, just makes sense for 0 to be absolute zero.

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      And what about when you go below that? http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-01/04/quantum-gas-below-absolute-zero[^]

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      • D DaveAuld

        Was Rankine not good enough to get a mention? Don't think I have actually ever come across it other than in study.

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        AspDotNetDev
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        FCKR. Happy now?

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        • A AspDotNetDev

          Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          Mike Hankey
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          How about Newton? FCKN hot and humid here!

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            How about Newton? FCKN hot and humid here!

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Now you're just trying to force it.

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Now you're just trying to force it.

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              Mike Hankey
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              Not so much force as gently nudge? :)

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                And what about when you go below that? http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-01/04/quantum-gas-below-absolute-zero[^]

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                Brisingr Aerowing
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                That's cool, isn't it?

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                • D DaveAuld

                  And what about when you go below that? http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2013-01/04/quantum-gas-below-absolute-zero[^]

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                  AlphaDeltaTheta
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                  As per molecular physics, molecular motion ceases at -273.15 C i.e 0 K. So it is impossible to attain low temperatures. After all, temperature itself is a relative measure of heat energy produced due to molecular motion. But 0K is near impossible to achieve (there is a satellite of Neptune that lies in 1 Kelvin though). :laugh:

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    Guirec
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                    :thumbsup: +5

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      How about Newton? FCKN hot and humid here!

                      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                      How about Newton?

                      So hot that the apples are dropping from the trees?

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        I've always thought that centigrade (snootily renamed Celsius by a bunch of pr1cks, a few years ago, who ignored the fact that Celsius named it centigrade) was the most fun. A system based on the change-of-state points of one of millions of different molecular structures at a particular air pressure appeals to me. I think we should introduce a new one, with zero as the point at which bananas freeze at 1127 feet on a cloudy day, and 139 as the point at which bananas go soft if you deep fry them in a particular brand of olive oil in a bathysphere 300 feet below sea level.

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                          I've always thought that centigrade (snootily renamed Celsius by a bunch of pr1cks, a few years ago, who ignored the fact that Celsius named it centigrade) was the most fun. A system based on the change-of-state points of one of millions of different molecular structures at a particular air pressure appeals to me. I think we should introduce a new one, with zero as the point at which bananas freeze at 1127 feet on a cloudy day, and 139 as the point at which bananas go soft if you deep fry them in a particular brand of olive oil in a bathysphere 300 feet below sea level.

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Mark_Wallace wrote:

                          Celsius named it centigrade

                          He didn't name it at all, it's from the French translation of his papers.

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                          • A AspDotNetDev

                            Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

                            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                            Lost User
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                            AspDotNetDev wrote:

                            If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement

                            Even better, there are three. :laugh:

                            Use the best guess

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                              Mark_Wallace wrote:

                              Celsius named it centigrade

                              He didn't name it at all, it's from the French translation of his papers.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Celsius published his work in Latin (as just about all European scientists did at that time), so didn't need anyone translating his Latin term into French and then back into Latin for him. Centigrate (lat) = hundred steps (eng) All That's what he called it, in Latin.

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                CPallini
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                                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it.

                                We have it, and is OK.

                                Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                  FCKR. Happy now?

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  the headless nick
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                                  Why don't we introduce a 'U' inbetween U for Universal.

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                                    you forgot Undercooked

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                                    Rage
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                                    Brilliant, you beat me to it. Not sure everybody got it though, so let me list them all again: Fahrenheit, Undercooked, Celsius, Kelvin. [Edit] Just noticed the _U_niversal reference in OP's thread... Oh well...

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                                    • A AspDotNetDev

                                      Fahrenheit Celsius Kelvin The proliferations of different systems to measure temperature is enough to make one swear. If only there were a _U_niversal temperature measurement, we'd be all the better for it. ;)

                                      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                      Freak30
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                                      The topic made me instantly think of this.

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                                      • T the headless nick

                                        Why don't we introduce a 'U' inbetween U for Universal.

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                                        Keith Barrow
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                                        OK, I've just created it: Universal Scale: Absolute Zero: 0U Boiling Point Ethanol*: 33U It is just as logical as some of the other scales. So Nagy knows where to calibrate his thermometer.

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                                          OK, I've just created it: Universal Scale: Absolute Zero: 0U Boiling Point Ethanol*: 33U It is just as logical as some of the other scales. So Nagy knows where to calibrate his thermometer.

                                          “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                                          “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

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                                          the headless nick
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                                          Lets commercially start making new sensors and thermometers... Need some investors here... ;P

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