Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?

[Johnny J]

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress

[jim lahey]

Air Israel, please clear the runway! https://gndn.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/air-israel.jpg[^]

[Johnny J]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress

[Dalek Dave]

It's a big building with sick people, but that's not important right now.

--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

[Dalek Dave]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

[Johnny J]

Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress

[Lost User]

I got to use that line at work once, a girl we worked with had phoned in sick, and whilst one of the other lads was telling the MD that she "had been sent to the hospital by her doctor", the MD delivered the perfect setup of "The hospital! What is it?". How could anyone not respond?

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

[jim lahey]

That's where I developed my drinking problem

[jim lahey]

Surely you can't be serious?

[Lost User]

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

[jim lahey]

This week's got off to a productive start :laugh:

[Richard Deeming]

jim lahey wrote:

Apologies if already posted:

No problem, Leslie[^]! ;P

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer