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    Some days your brain just doesn't want to work properly. Dropped my daughter off at school this morning, got back to the car, realised I'd forgotten to give her her dinner money. Walk back to the school and pay in the office. Half way to work, remembered I had the wife's urine sample that I was supposed to drop off at the doctors so it could be sent for analysis. A quick u-turn and drive back to the doctors. The doctors which is next door to my daughter's school. Get to work half an hour late. Get out of the car park, realise I have left my sandwiches in the car. Not the weather to leave them there til lunch so back I go. Get to my desk, took me three attempts to get my password correct, one more and I would have been locked out. Pay day today, need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful". I hope no-one needs me to do anything important today, I think I may need rebooting.

    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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    Worried Brown Eyes
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    ChrisElston wrote:

    need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful"

    Hey, Chris I've had this in the past - can't remember the exact payment method, but the acknowledgement was a factor of 100 out as above. Ring the bank & check before paying again. Of course, if you make a similar payment every month by that channel, then yes, it is one of those days. Regards, Stewart

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      Some days your brain just doesn't want to work properly. Dropped my daughter off at school this morning, got back to the car, realised I'd forgotten to give her her dinner money. Walk back to the school and pay in the office. Half way to work, remembered I had the wife's urine sample that I was supposed to drop off at the doctors so it could be sent for analysis. A quick u-turn and drive back to the doctors. The doctors which is next door to my daughter's school. Get to work half an hour late. Get out of the car park, realise I have left my sandwiches in the car. Not the weather to leave them there til lunch so back I go. Get to my desk, took me three attempts to get my password correct, one more and I would have been locked out. Pay day today, need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful". I hope no-one needs me to do anything important today, I think I may need rebooting.

      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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      Guirec
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      No one for a bad joke about Mrs Wife's sample? Weird...

      Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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        ChrisElston wrote:

        need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful"

        Hey, Chris I've had this in the past - can't remember the exact payment method, but the acknowledgement was a factor of 100 out as above. Ring the bank & check before paying again. Of course, if you make a similar payment every month by that channel, then yes, it is one of those days. Regards, Stewart

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        Lost User
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        I went back and checked, the field where I had entered the amount in my browser had remembered it as 7.10 too. It's getting worse, I've just managed to get myself locked out of my online banking.

        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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          No one for a bad joke about Mrs Wife's sample? Weird...

          Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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          SoMad
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          Oh, you're in for it now. :-O Soren Madsen

          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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            No one for a bad joke about Mrs Wife's sample? Weird...

            Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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            I know, I was surprised too. Sh either has severe cystitis (although she keeps telling people she has syphilis by mistake) or a kidney stone or both. Very, very painful.

            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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              I know, I was surprised too. Sh either has severe cystitis (although she keeps telling people she has syphilis by mistake) or a kidney stone or both. Very, very painful.

              “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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              Guirec
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              You're not supposed to make me laugh in the lounge !! BJOTD is for soapbox!

              Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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                No one for a bad joke about Mrs Wife's sample? Weird...

                Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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                He was taking the piss.

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                  Some days your brain just doesn't want to work properly. Dropped my daughter off at school this morning, got back to the car, realised I'd forgotten to give her her dinner money. Walk back to the school and pay in the office. Half way to work, remembered I had the wife's urine sample that I was supposed to drop off at the doctors so it could be sent for analysis. A quick u-turn and drive back to the doctors. The doctors which is next door to my daughter's school. Get to work half an hour late. Get out of the car park, realise I have left my sandwiches in the car. Not the weather to leave them there til lunch so back I go. Get to my desk, took me three attempts to get my password correct, one more and I would have been locked out. Pay day today, need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful". I hope no-one needs me to do anything important today, I think I may need rebooting.

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  Welcome to my world, earthling.

                  If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                  • L Lost User

                    I know, I was surprised too. Sh either has severe cystitis (although she keeps telling people she has syphilis by mistake) or a kidney stone or both. Very, very painful.

                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                    Septimus Hedgehog
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                    ChrisElston wrote:

                    she has syphilis by mistake

                    If she does, one or both of you has some serious explaining to do. :)

                    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      she has syphilis by mistake

                      If she does, one or both of you has some serious explaining to do. :)

                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                      Which is exactly what the doctor said to her yesterday the third time she got it wrong.

                      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                      • L Lost User

                        Some days your brain just doesn't want to work properly. Dropped my daughter off at school this morning, got back to the car, realised I'd forgotten to give her her dinner money. Walk back to the school and pay in the office. Half way to work, remembered I had the wife's urine sample that I was supposed to drop off at the doctors so it could be sent for analysis. A quick u-turn and drive back to the doctors. The doctors which is next door to my daughter's school. Get to work half an hour late. Get out of the car park, realise I have left my sandwiches in the car. Not the weather to leave them there til lunch so back I go. Get to my desk, took me three attempts to get my password correct, one more and I would have been locked out. Pay day today, need to make a payment of £710 pounds. Go online, go through the process, get confirmation. "Your payment of £7.10 has been successful". I hope no-one needs me to do anything important today, I think I may need rebooting.

                        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                        More bad news: Your post is fail. :-D

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