Ockers on the back hoof.
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The ockers are taking a hammering in the 2nd test at Lords. As things stand they might have to bear the shame of being asked to follow-on if England request it. That alone will send Michael Martin into a state of despair which only a crate of suds will placate. :) First the Lions rugby tour and now this. There is much wailing in Earls Court.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The ockers are taking a hammering in the 2nd test at Lords. As things stand they might have to bear the shame of being asked to follow-on if England request it. That alone will send Michael Martin into a state of despair which only a crate of suds will placate. :) First the Lions rugby tour and now this. There is much wailing in Earls Court.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I don't really know what that means. This must be how my wife feels when she looks at my monitor while I am programming. :-O Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
Google Translate wrote:
The Australian Cricket team is losing
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Google Translate wrote:
The Australian Cricket team is losing
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Google Translate wrote:
The Australian Cricket team is losing
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
Nice translation :laugh:
If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford Emmanuel Medina Lopez
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I don't really know what that means. This must be how my wife feels when she looks at my monitor while I am programming. :-O Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Hmmm... I wonder if I get flamed if I post another croquet link. :) Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: I appreciate the effort to educate me, but now I need an aspirin. :) Oh, one question. "Test Cricket", does that simply mean it's a test match and not part of some championship? Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
So if team A scores 429 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs
You may want to edit that
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Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
That's pretty good only the author forgot to mention that everybody comes in for tea, even if they haven't got out yet or haven't even been in, except for lunch which can sometimes be delayed :( because of bad weather. If, with all the tooing and froing, there's isn't actually time to play enough cricket to get a result then bad lighting is always to blame and the 3rd umpire must be consulted. He is never out and often not even allowed in at all but rather sits in an air-conditioned truck watching TV. If all else is about to fail then a Duckworth Lewis calculation is use to decide how many runs are equal to how many wickets so that everyone can be sure of who won regardless of the actual score at stumps. Have no fear it's a game for Yorkshiremen and no one else is supposed to understand it.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: I appreciate the effort to educate me, but now I need an aspirin. :) Oh, one question. "Test Cricket", does that simply mean it's a test match and not part of some championship? Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
SoMad wrote:
"Test Cricket", does that simply mean it's a test match and not part of some championship?
Oh yes and also of course that Cricket itself was created with Test Driven Development and so never finished as the authors were long dead before the last test was ever completed. :)
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
I was at a party like that once in my college days.
-- Harvey
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Soren, in test cricket, the team batting second can be asked to follow-on if their score is 200 runs short of the first team's score. So if team A scores 329 runs, team B must score more than 329 - 200 = 129 runs. If they don't team A can ask them bat a second time. If team B reaches 129 or more runs then team A will bat next and then team B to conclude the match. Sometimes a team batting first will pile on the runs, say 620 for example. If team B is out for 150 runs team A might force them to bat again and if they are out for say 300 runs, they lose by an innings and whatever the difference is between their aggregate and team A's first innings score of 620. I copied this from another website and it describes cricket rather well: You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The ockers are taking a hammering in the 2nd test at Lords. As things stand they might have to bear the shame of being asked to follow-on if England request it. That alone will send Michael Martin into a state of despair which only a crate of suds will placate. :) First the Lions rugby tour and now this. There is much wailing in Earls Court.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
The ockers are taking a hammering in the 2nd test at Lords. As things stand they might have to bear the shame of being asked to follow-on if England request it. That alone will send Michael Martin into a state of despair which only a crate of suds will placate. :)
Y'all must be old and senile. Before the tour started I told everyone we were shite and going to lose. We're not a team, but a group of individuals.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:
The ockers are taking a hammering in the 2nd test at Lords. As things stand they might have to bear the shame of being asked to follow-on if England request it. That alone will send Michael Martin into a state of despair which only a crate of suds will placate. :)
Y'all must be old and senile. Before the tour started I told everyone we were shite and going to lose. We're not a team, but a group of individuals.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael, the difference this time round is that Oz are worse than anyone thought they could be. I need to think that they could still make a series out of it. Unfortunately, not even rain will save them unless they improve dramatically. The worse thing England can do is put the score beyond reach but at the expense of giving Oz enought time to bat it out for a draw. Right now, the cold beers favour England. Come on ockers! At least make a bloody game of it. :-D
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
