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    Joan M
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    It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet. :rolleyes:

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      It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet. :rolleyes:

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      Be thankful it's only your company[^]. Although when I originally read the headline "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" I thought that's a good idea, a curb you can pull up to and get your fix of online porn. Incidentally, the porn filter he is pushing into legislation has been developed by TalkTalk, the CEO of which was in Cameron's class at university and is a major donor to the Tory party. I also find it quite amusing that whilst Cameron says we must all opt into online porn, he refuses to tell his mates to take the tits off page 3 of The Sun. And for some reason I find it a little odd that a man who claims to be championing my child's future health went home and left his daughter in the pub by mistake. Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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        Be thankful it's only your company[^]. Although when I originally read the headline "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" I thought that's a good idea, a curb you can pull up to and get your fix of online porn. Incidentally, the porn filter he is pushing into legislation has been developed by TalkTalk, the CEO of which was in Cameron's class at university and is a major donor to the Tory party. I also find it quite amusing that whilst Cameron says we must all opt into online porn, he refuses to tell his mates to take the tits off page 3 of The Sun. And for some reason I find it a little odd that a man who claims to be championing my child's future health went home and left his daughter in the pub by mistake. Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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        Joan M
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        I'm about to start crying and I still don't know why... Take one :beer: for me today...

        ChrisElston wrote:

        Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

        I can promise... :laugh:

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          Be thankful it's only your company[^]. Although when I originally read the headline "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" I thought that's a good idea, a curb you can pull up to and get your fix of online porn. Incidentally, the porn filter he is pushing into legislation has been developed by TalkTalk, the CEO of which was in Cameron's class at university and is a major donor to the Tory party. I also find it quite amusing that whilst Cameron says we must all opt into online porn, he refuses to tell his mates to take the tits off page 3 of The Sun. And for some reason I find it a little odd that a man who claims to be championing my child's future health went home and left his daughter in the pub by mistake. Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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          Joan M
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          Oh, and I've upvoted it, I'm still amazed... :thumbsup:

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            Be thankful it's only your company[^]. Although when I originally read the headline "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" I thought that's a good idea, a curb you can pull up to and get your fix of online porn. Incidentally, the porn filter he is pushing into legislation has been developed by TalkTalk, the CEO of which was in Cameron's class at university and is a major donor to the Tory party. I also find it quite amusing that whilst Cameron says we must all opt into online porn, he refuses to tell his mates to take the tits off page 3 of The Sun. And for some reason I find it a little odd that a man who claims to be championing my child's future health went home and left his daughter in the pub by mistake. Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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            "In addition, the prime minister said possessing online pornography depicting rape would become illegal in England and Wales - in line with Scotland" So, pornographic magazines depicting rape are fine???? From what little I understand of the law surrounding this, possession of any pornography is illegal in the UK, but of course the legal definition and common usage aren't the same, my guess is what is being discussed falls under the legal definition. Also, how does one "possess online pornography", sure the site own possesses it? I mean I've got a Dropbox account, I posses the contents of that but I doubt that's what he means. He isn't fit to frame a law. And that's before we start on the "opt-in at the ISP level" problems, it really is the thin end of the wedge.

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            I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              "In addition, the prime minister said possessing online pornography depicting rape would become illegal in England and Wales - in line with Scotland" So, pornographic magazines depicting rape are fine???? From what little I understand of the law surrounding this, possession of any pornography is illegal in the UK, but of course the legal definition and common usage aren't the same, my guess is what is being discussed falls under the legal definition. Also, how does one "possess online pornography", sure the site own possesses it? I mean I've got a Dropbox account, I posses the contents of that but I doubt that's what he means. He isn't fit to frame a law. And that's before we start on the "opt-in at the ISP level" problems, it really is the thin end of the wedge.

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              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              Porn depicting rape, ie not actual rape, was only recently outlawed I think, but they made the crime distributing it, not possessing it. I think they should start off slowly and make every opt-in to having pubic hair back in porn by default.

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                It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet. :rolleyes:

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Then you'd be facing stiff competition from your peers.

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                  Then you'd be facing stiff competition from your peers.

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                  Bullocks! ;P

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                    Bullocks! ;P

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                    One wood assume! :)

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                      One wood assume! :)

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                      This pun thread is a hard on to get in to.

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                      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                        This pun thread is a hard on to get in to.

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                        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        Nah, you're just getting soft from being out of practice. :)

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                          It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn’t block access to porn sites on the internet. :rolleyes:

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                          You mean they don't sell Hustler at the lunch place? :)

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                            Be thankful it's only your company[^]. Although when I originally read the headline "Cameron to unveil online porn curb" I thought that's a good idea, a curb you can pull up to and get your fix of online porn. Incidentally, the porn filter he is pushing into legislation has been developed by TalkTalk, the CEO of which was in Cameron's class at university and is a major donor to the Tory party. I also find it quite amusing that whilst Cameron says we must all opt into online porn, he refuses to tell his mates to take the tits off page 3 of The Sun. And for some reason I find it a little odd that a man who claims to be championing my child's future health went home and left his daughter in the pub by mistake. Bet you weren't expecting all that in response to your bad joke.

                            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                            Isn't it nice to see our government saving money on policy writers by simply doing what the Daily Fail tells them to do. :mad: I'm still waiting to see whether we'll have to "opt-in" to turning the filter off on a regular basis, as some right-wing nutjobs were suggesting a few weeks back. And how long until they start calling for ISPs to "name and shame" anyone who's "opted-in" to turning the filter off? After all, a couple of child murderers only did it because they were looking at images of child abuse, and they started out looking at regular porn, so that must mean that everyone who looks at regular porn is going to murder a child. Ipso fatso, innit? X| Still, on the plus side, if you want to send spam messages, you can operate an "opt-in" service by declaring that users have to "opt-in" to not receive your spam. That should sort the economy out.


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                              Isn't it nice to see our government saving money on policy writers by simply doing what the Daily Fail tells them to do. :mad: I'm still waiting to see whether we'll have to "opt-in" to turning the filter off on a regular basis, as some right-wing nutjobs were suggesting a few weeks back. And how long until they start calling for ISPs to "name and shame" anyone who's "opted-in" to turning the filter off? After all, a couple of child murderers only did it because they were looking at images of child abuse, and they started out looking at regular porn, so that must mean that everyone who looks at regular porn is going to murder a child. Ipso fatso, innit? X| Still, on the plus side, if you want to send spam messages, you can operate an "opt-in" service by declaring that users have to "opt-in" to not receive your spam. That should sort the economy out.


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                              Ive been an avid user of porn since my teenage years when it lived in bushes. I've never raped anyone, nor killed any children. Maybe I'm just weird.

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                                Ive been an avid user of porn since my teenage years when it lived in bushes. I've never raped anyone, nor killed any children. Maybe I'm just weird.

                                “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                ChrisElston wrote:

                                when it lived in bushes

                                As someone said the other week*: "Ah, the seventies. When porn was found in bushes, and vice-versa." * It's late - I can't be bothered to find the post.


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                                  when it lived in bushes

                                  As someone said the other week*: "Ah, the seventies. When porn was found in bushes, and vice-versa." * It's late - I can't be bothered to find the post.


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                                  It might have been me

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                                    It might have been me

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                                    So it was[^].


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                                      Nah, you're just getting soft from being out of practice. :)

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                                      Like so many members

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                                        Like so many members

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                                        The pun competition here is rigid.

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                                          The pun competition here is rigid.

                                          "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                                          Straight up? It's certainly a hard one.

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