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You silly. Some people don't like vulgarity. It has nothing to do with age. Maturity and age are not the same thing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I thought the P of PG stood for Parental, seeing as your complaint was that it was not PG. By definition the joke was not vulgar, because the inference of the punchline meant the joke was aware of the vulgarity therefore displaying a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar. I think you're just scared of vaginas.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I thought the P of PG stood for Parental, seeing as your complaint was that it was not PG. By definition the joke was not vulgar, because the inference of the punchline meant the joke was aware of the vulgarity therefore displaying a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar. I think you're just scared of vaginas.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I thought the P of PG stood for Parental
Of course. But ratings start at the top and move down. Something that is R rated still needs parental guidance and yet is not PG.
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By definition opinion the joke was not vulgar
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a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar.
You're really going to say that about this joke? :laugh: Oh never mind, you're just bored aren't you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I thought the P of PG stood for Parental
Of course. But ratings start at the top and move down. Something that is R rated still needs parental guidance and yet is not PG.
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By definition opinion the joke was not vulgar
FTFY
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a level of sophistication and elevating it above the vulgar.
You're really going to say that about this joke? :laugh: Oh never mind, you're just bored aren't you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Now I'm confused: was he heating her dinner? :laugh:
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Now I'm confused: was he heating her dinner? :laugh:
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Vulgarity cannot be self-referential, therefore anything that knows it is being vulgar isn't. I didn't make the rules.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Your confused? I'm well confused. I've been using the oven to cook my dinner all these years, if I had known I could just slide my Spag Bol down the bannister to cook it I would have saved a fortune on a new cooker and gas.
I'm not sure it works with anything other than meat (and two veg) - I suspect that a spag bol might be a bit too sloppy to slide correctly...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I'm not sure it works with anything other than meat (and two veg) - I suspect that a spag bol might be a bit too sloppy to slide correctly...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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The joke was possibly PG, the explanation isn't. Picture her sliding backwards down the banister, a leg either side, now imagine which bit is getting warm and that is what she wants him to eat for dinner.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Maybe that's why the fella from last night used the toaster?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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What do you reckon to Ryan Bird? Just signed him to my fantasy team at work.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
He looks good, scored two in a friendly and was chased by a lot of clubs. If your looking for other Pompey players then Ricardo Rocha's a really good bet, he hasn't officially signed yet so probably won't be on the list but he will do. Played for us in the Premier League(and every season since) solid defender and could still do a job in the Championship. Connoley and Ertl are probably obvious ones. Do you have a link to the fantasy website didn't realise you could do it for league2.
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He looks good, scored two in a friendly and was chased by a lot of clubs. If your looking for other Pompey players then Ricardo Rocha's a really good bet, he hasn't officially signed yet so probably won't be on the list but he will do. Played for us in the Premier League(and every season since) solid defender and could still do a job in the Championship. Connoley and Ertl are probably obvious ones. Do you have a link to the fantasy website didn't realise you could do it for league2.
You can't, it's something we do at work, although I think a marketable idea if I could be bothered writing the website and doing the research / data entry. We currently have 16 managers in the league, each manager picks 20 players (6 defense, 6 midfield, 6 attack, 2 keepers) from the top 4 English leagues. A player can only be in one squad, new signings are made by sealed bids each Tuesday. Each week you play against another manager, home formations are 3-3-4, away are 4-3-3. Only goals scored count (or clean sheets for keepers). We have a league with 2 divisions, two cup competitions, and a Champions League style round robin competition. Each manager pays 10 quid to join each season, transfers are a minimum of 25 pence, and then we spend the money on trophies, beer, and kebabs at the end of each season. It's been going here for 25 years I think.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Warming up your dinner." --------------- A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Of one Essence is the human race thus has Creation put the base One Limb impacted is sufficient For all Others to feel the Mace (Saadi )
I do wish that people would give their posts appropriate titles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You can't, it's something we do at work, although I think a marketable idea if I could be bothered writing the website and doing the research / data entry. We currently have 16 managers in the league, each manager picks 20 players (6 defense, 6 midfield, 6 attack, 2 keepers) from the top 4 English leagues. A player can only be in one squad, new signings are made by sealed bids each Tuesday. Each week you play against another manager, home formations are 3-3-4, away are 4-3-3. Only goals scored count (or clean sheets for keepers). We have a league with 2 divisions, two cup competitions, and a Champions League style round robin competition. Each manager pays 10 quid to join each season, transfers are a minimum of 25 pence, and then we spend the money on trophies, beer, and kebabs at the end of each season. It's been going here for 25 years I think.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Sounds a lot of fun, I like the idea of the real game situation where you play another manager and the cups. BTW, I checked up[^] and it looks like Bird isn't certain to start, would have thought connoley was the safer bet.
I considered Connolly, but he's 36 now. Still scored 7 in 17 for you last season though. I quite liked the idea of taking a punt on Bird who no-one would have heard of before.. I signed Jordan Rhodes when he first moved to Huddersfield, and Gareth Bale when they were talking of loaning him to the championship so those two have been propping up my team for a couple of seasons.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I considered Connolly, but he's 36 now. Still scored 7 in 17 for you last season though. I quite liked the idea of taking a punt on Bird who no-one would have heard of before.. I signed Jordan Rhodes when he first moved to Huddersfield, and Gareth Bale when they were talking of loaning him to the championship so those two have been propping up my team for a couple of seasons.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I'm not sure it works with anything other than meat (and two veg) - I suspect that a spag bol might be a bit too sloppy to slide correctly...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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meat (and two veg)
Is that cooking by friction burns?
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