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  • P Paul M Watt

    I would possibly mention it to him in passing. I have learned to no longer ridicule code no matter how idiodic that it appears, because I may just be belittling the code to the person that wrote it. Plus, I have come across my own mistakes that appear almost as brilliant as the example you have posted. I can only imagine started an idea, and never returned to that piece of code.

    To know and not do, is not yet to know

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    Andy Bantly
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    Looks like code intended for debugging.

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    • M Mladen Jankovic

      "What kind of debugging technique it is?" That's my first thought. During debugging I would routinely put code like this to make debugging easier:

      if(i == 4)
      i = 4;

      or

      if(n == nullptr)
      i = i;

      more from me | GALex: C++ Library for Advanced Genetic Algorithms

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      Paul M Watt
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      Exactly. Good and Bad code are created one line at a time. This happens to be a chunk of forgotten code.

      To know and not do, is not yet to know

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      • L LNogueira

        I was looking to a web site that a team mate developed and found this briliant function :)

        <script type="text/javascript">
        function callPostBack() {

              if (1 == 2)
                  return true;
              else
                  return false;
          }
        

        </script>

        What would you say to that "developer" ?

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        MarkTJohnson
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        Well, to take a point from a previous thread, it has one too many return statements. Ducks and runs for cover. :laugh: At least I stay consistent.

        Mark "So old school, Socrates was in his first year teaching." Johnson Don't like the shot clock, the three point shot, or the designated hitter either.

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        • L LNogueira

          I was looking to a web site that a team mate developed and found this briliant function :)

          <script type="text/javascript">
          function callPostBack() {

                if (1 == 2)
                    return true;
                else
                    return false;
            }
          

          </script>

          What would you say to that "developer" ?

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          Super Lloyd
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          #11

          What the heck were you drinking that day mate?!

          My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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          • M MarkTJohnson

            Well, to take a point from a previous thread, it has one too many return statements. Ducks and runs for cover. :laugh: At least I stay consistent.

            Mark "So old school, Socrates was in his first year teaching." Johnson Don't like the shot clock, the three point shot, or the designated hitter either.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            MarkTJohnson wrote:

            one too many

            It's much worse than that; it has fully twice as many as required! :omg:

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            • P PIEBALDconsult

              MarkTJohnson wrote:

              one too many

              It's much worse than that; it has fully twice as many as required! :omg:

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              MacSpudster
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              Yes, it does have twice as many as needed. He gets paid by the code line. Then, when time comes to refactor and he gets paid by reducing the number of code lines, it's a double-paycheck score.

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              • M Mladen Jankovic

                "What kind of debugging technique it is?" That's my first thought. During debugging I would routinely put code like this to make debugging easier:

                if(i == 4)
                i = 4;

                or

                if(n == nullptr)
                i = i;

                more from me | GALex: C++ Library for Advanced Genetic Algorithms

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                Lutoslaw
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                #14

                Mladen Janković wrote:

                if(i == 4) i = 4;

                Was "4" chosen by a fair dice roll[^]?

                Greetings - Jacek

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                • A Andy Bantly

                  Looks like code intended for debugging.

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                  Mohibur Rashid
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                  agreed:thumbsup:

                  I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

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                  • L LNogueira

                    I was looking to a web site that a team mate developed and found this briliant function :)

                    <script type="text/javascript">
                    function callPostBack() {

                          if (1 == 2)
                              return true;
                          else
                              return false;
                      }
                    

                    </script>

                    What would you say to that "developer" ?

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                    ExcellentOrg
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                    #16

                    This look like obfuscators's poop... Obfuscator creates this kind of code all over the place ...

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                    • M MacSpudster

                      Yes, it does have twice as many as needed. He gets paid by the code line. Then, when time comes to refactor and he gets paid by reducing the number of code lines, it's a double-paycheck score.

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                      ExcellentOrg
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                      #17

                      Bingo!!! Where is such company that pays that way... Can I have address and name of HR and name of the bar she frequents after work?

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