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Microscopes. They should be banned.

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

    This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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    Colin Mullikin
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    I don't think I will fall asleep tonight... :~

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      I don't think I will fall asleep tonight... :~

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      OriginalGriff
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      Then you're probably safe to look at page one (the link is deliberately to page 2). You won't even go to bed... X|

      This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

        This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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        Lost User
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        At least now I know why I have sleep stuff in my eyes every morning. It's poo from those little guys.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          And they have hearts of gold. Literally.

          This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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          Roger Wright
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          I find that to be highly improbable.:suss:

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

            This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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            SoMad
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            Quote:

            That itching sensation on the back of your neck is perfectly normal

            Yeah, that happened to me when I saw it. :~ Soren Madsen

            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

              This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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              CodeHawkz
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              Look at this also[^] Perhaps, this might make you like microscopes :P

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

                This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                The teeth on the hydrothermal vent worm are remarkable.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Then you're probably safe to look at page one (the link is deliberately to page 2). You won't even go to bed... X|

                  This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                  BugMakerPhil
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                  That's why I prefer sleeping at work :zzz:

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

                    This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                    RafagaX
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                    That's... You're a monster for letting the world know this, I... I have to wash my face again, I feel dirty... :~

                    CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      here's why[^] Wait 'til you get to your eyelashes... X|

                      This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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                      BotReject
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                      Ah yes, the lovely Demodex! I used to scare students with this one! However, on the comforting side I believe not everyone has them, though most do and they become more likely with age. They crawl out onto your face at night in order to mate. I suppose washing one's face immediately on waking might help keep their numbers down!

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