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    In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.

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      In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.

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      If you cannot eat week old food without getting sick I have to wonder if you're in the right field. A programmer's gut should be second only to a buzzard's gut.

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        If you cannot eat week old food without getting sick I have to wonder if you're in the right field. A programmer's gut should be second only to a buzzard's gut.

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        I am not eating at your place.

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          I am not eating at your place.

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          Food old enough can often be drunk.

          Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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            I am not eating at your place.

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            *looks up from under the desk* Hey look, I found some pizza!

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              Food old enough can often be drunk.

              Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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              Jörgen Andersson wrote:

              FoodFools old enough can often be drunk.

              This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre. Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                If you cannot eat week old food without getting sick I have to wonder if you're in the right field. A programmer's gut should be second only to a buzzard's gut.

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                "Found a peanut!"

                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                • M MidwestLimey

                  In other vague, inane and utterly pointless narcissistic news: I've managed to get food poisoning from a week old pastry. What can I say? I was hungry and unlucky! My wife has relented on the purchase of new highly impractical car she can't drive (variegate punishments to be enforced later), however I forgot I suffer from a disease known as Imacheapbastarditis, a terrible affliction which leaves one with a hatred of spending money and healthy investments. The usual treatment is Wifox, which can drain a bank account faster than Mr. W.E.Coyote is pounded in to the ground by a falling anvil. Obviously in this case it's not effective.

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                  BobJanova
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                  Only a week old? That is quite unlucky unless you have a weak gut.

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                    Only a week old? That is quite unlucky unless you have a weak gut.

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                    Or it was a meat-pie type pastry...in the sun...for a week... X|

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                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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