Ballmer is the -$18B man!
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Outstanding MS stock shot up $18B in value[^] when Ballmer announced his retirement.
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Outstanding MS stock shot up $18B in value[^] when Ballmer announced his retirement.
Hooo...ooolly Elephant! That's gotta be embarrassing! Not as embarrassing as having "I thought the FischerPrice look for windows would work" on your CV, but still...
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Outstanding MS stock shot up $18B in value[^] when Ballmer announced his retirement.
...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
-------------- TTFN - Kent
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Outstanding MS stock shot up $18B in value[^] when Ballmer announced his retirement.
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this was 6% in an instant. that's a pretty big blip.
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Hooo...ooolly Elephant! That's gotta be embarrassing! Not as embarrassing as having "I thought the FischerPrice look for windows would work" on your CV, but still...
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...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
He is 57 years old. Once he goes to grave how much he is going to take? Perhaps Alexander's story is worth recall here: http://farectification.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/the-final-three-wishes-of-greek-king-alexander-the-great/[^]
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
He is 57 years old. Once he goes to grave how much he is going to take? Perhaps Alexander's story is worth recall here: http://farectification.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/the-final-three-wishes-of-greek-king-alexander-the-great/[^]
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--Brisingr AerowingWell, you can "take" a lot of it with you with something like an Opramidion[^] (the Pharoahs did a pretty good job of taking it with them too)
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...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
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And another B for his friend Bill...
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And another B for his friend Bill...
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
...aaaaaand he just made himself $769 million by quitting[^]. That might soothe a few tears. :doh:
He is 57 years old. Once he goes to grave how much he is going to take? Perhaps Alexander's story is worth recall here: http://farectification.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/the-final-three-wishes-of-greek-king-alexander-the-great/[^]
Vasudevan Deepak Kumar Personal Homepage BRAINWAVE/1.0 Status-Code: 404 Status-Text: The requested brain could not be found. It may have been deleted or never installed.
--Brisingr AerowingVasudevan Deepak Kumar wrote:
Perhaps Alexander's story is worth recall here: http://farectification.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/the-final-three-wishes-of-greek-king-alexander-the-great/[^]
Shame it's bollocks. I imagine a quick Google would reveal the truth -- i.e. that he wanted his body to be secretly made to disappear, so that people would think he ascended to the Heavens.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
