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    Try this one... An NZ man visits his psychologist. The psychologist asks him to close his eyes and picture all the sexual partners he has had in his life time. Within seconds the man is asleep.

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    Guirec
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    took me a minute but all of a sudden I burst out laughing in front of my PC

    Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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      took me a minute but all of a sudden I burst out laughing in front of my PC

      Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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      Andy_L_J
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      Why are Kiwi horses so fast? Because they saw what happened to the sheep.... :-O

      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        Why are Kiwi horses so fast? Because they saw what happened to the sheep.... :-O

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        _Damian S_
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        How do kiwis find sheep in long grass? Very satisfying!!

        Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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          How do kiwis find sheep in long grass? Very satisfying!!

          Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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          Andy_L_J
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          New Zealand, where men are men and sheep are nervous... Australia, where men are men and sheep are used to it... ;P

          I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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            took me a minute but all of a sudden I burst out laughing in front of my PC

            Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^] Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]

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            Andy_L_J
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            Now see what you have started!

            I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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              How do kiwis find sheep in long grass? Very satisfying!!

              Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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              A Kiwi farmer upon seeing an employee busily engaged with a sheep yells out: "Hey you're supposed to be shearing that sheep" The reply came "I'm not sharing it with anyone"

              Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                How do kiwis find sheep in long grass? Very satisfying!!

                Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                Lost User
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                Did you know that in NZ, they bury people twelve foot under. That's because deep down they're very nice people.

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • L Lost User

                  A Kiwi farmer upon seeing an employee busily engaged with a sheep yells out: "Hey you're supposed to be shearing that sheep" The reply came "I'm not sharing it with anyone"

                  Peter Wasser Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

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                  _Damian S_
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                  He's not shearing it with ewe!!

                  Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    Did you know that in NZ, they bury people twelve foot under. That's because deep down they're very nice people.

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                    _Damian S_
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                    A yank, an Aussie and a kiwi were wandering through the bush and found a sheep caught in a fence... The yank said "I wish that was Cindy Crawford!" The Aussie said "I wish that was Elle McPherson!!" The kiwi said "I wish it was dark and you guys weren't here!!"

                    Quad skating his way through the world since the early 80's... Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                    • L Lost User

                      Try this one... An NZ man visits his psychologist. The psychologist asks him to close his eyes and picture all the sexual partners he has had in his life time. Within seconds the man is asleep.

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                      Septimus Hedgehog
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                      Nice one.

                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Try this one... An NZ man visits his psychologist. The psychologist asks him to close his eyes and picture all the sexual partners he has had in his life time. Within seconds the man is asleep.

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        :-D +5 /ravi

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