A story to inspire you
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'The girl said, 'NO!'And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Smith# wrote:
farted whenever he wanted
Sounds like a typical bloke. Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves. :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Smith# wrote:
farted whenever he wanted
Sounds like a typical bloke. Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves. :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote:
Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves
Because it's always funny. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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SeptimusEjjog 151576 wrote:
Men, the only species on the planet who fart to amuse themselves
Because it's always funny. :)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
I worked at an engineering company and one of the apprentices would occasionally do his impression of starting a chainsaw. He'd crouch down in a position like he was starting an imaginary chainsaw and pull his arm back as if he was pulling the starter cord. To each pull he'd fart giving a good rendition of an engine that was choking in cold weather. To an outsider it would have been gross but we used to howl with laughter. It still makes me laugh to think of it. :laugh:
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.