RMQOTD

[cptKoala]

That's Replacement MQOTD...

A: I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?
B: Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.
C: Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

There you go gents...

[Septimus Hedgehog]

Leslie Nielsen in Reinventing The Wheel. :)

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

[Argonia]

Hm MQOTD is involved with author rights and you don't have right to use the name or similar to it in any kind except if your nick is V.

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

[Corporal Agarn]

Song of the South

[Mark_Wallace]

Hey! Portsmouth's not that bad!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Corporal Agarn]

As it happens there is a town south of here called Portsmouth, :) so I thought of that first.