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Paul Watson wrote: Think the actresses name was Cathy or something like that. Bates. Cathy Bates. And the movie was called Misery by Stephen King. The man was in a car accident and she was a nurse that picked him up. Oddly enough, King was in his own car accident several years ago. Now he's writing stories about authors that win multiple lotteries and are constantly surrounding by beautiful naked women. J "We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered." - Tom Stoppard - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
Jamie Hale wrote: Now he's writing stories about authors that win multiple lotteries and are constantly surrounding by beautiful naked women. Same here. :-O Mike Mullikin :beer:
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. - Emo Phillips
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MS le Roux wrote: woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Well obviously any child seeing this perverted and pr0nographic snow-woman would be forever turned to masturbation and other evil sexual sins. Throw that snow-woman onto the bonfire right next to the Macs and Harry Potter books! Evil! :rolleyes: Is it just me or does the main woman in that article look alot like the lead from that movie where a woman saves a man in the snow, finds out he is her favourite author and then she keeps in her house, wounding him over and over to prevent him from healing and leaving. There was that one horrific scene where she puts blocks next to his feet and then uses a sledge hammer to break his ankles. I shudder to this day when I remember that. Think the actresses name was Cathy or something like that.
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Paul Watson wrote: There was that one horrific scene where she puts blocks next to his feet and then uses a sledge hammer to break his ankles. I shudder to this day when I remember that. Did you ever see American History X? That scene when the Ed Norton tell the black guy to open his mouth and put is teeth on the curb and then..... brrrrrr
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A woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Article and picture of "illegal" snow woman[^] Sheesh!
Hell, last week I saw a snow man with a second stick-instead-of-carrot in the lower... ball. Noone complained. But probably 42 children, having seen this, will grow up to become sex mosnters.
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Paul Watson wrote: There was that one horrific scene where she puts blocks next to his feet and then uses a sledge hammer to break his ankles. I shudder to this day when I remember that. Did you ever see American History X? That scene when the Ed Norton tell the black guy to open his mouth and put is teeth on the curb and then..... brrrrrr
Ouch.. that was rough.. X| awesome movie though... BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security
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A woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Article and picture of "illegal" snow woman[^] Sheesh!
Reminds me of a certain snowwoman when I was growing up. On the busride home from school, me and my buddy spotted a snowman with two large yellow lights for boobs. For some reason we decided knocking the snowman down would be appropriate. As we were knocking it over, the family came home. We ran, but it was obvious who we were, and were suitably punished later. BW "We get general information and specific information, but none of the specific information talks about time, place or methods or means..." - Tom Ridge - US Secretary of Homeland Security
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A woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Article and picture of "illegal" snow woman[^] Sheesh!
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A woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Article and picture of "illegal" snow woman[^] Sheesh!
You've obviously never been to Ohio - it's like another planet! I spent a week there on business once, and went out to a nightclub in a college town. At 7:00 PM people started filing in, women to one side of the building, men to the other. It was spooky, as they all stood there staring longingly across the room, but never venturing to cross the invisible line in the middle all night. I decided by 9:00 that there was no point at all in asking the DJ to put on "The Rodeo Song." I considered asking for "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" but decided that way lay madness - I'd have been tarred and feathered for sure! It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
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A woman in Ohio built a snow woman, and someone complained to the police about an indecent snow figure, purely because the snow woman has breasts. Article and picture of "illegal" snow woman[^] Sheesh!
Sounds like some sad person had a sense of humour failure. Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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You've obviously never been to Ohio - it's like another planet! I spent a week there on business once, and went out to a nightclub in a college town. At 7:00 PM people started filing in, women to one side of the building, men to the other. It was spooky, as they all stood there staring longingly across the room, but never venturing to cross the invisible line in the middle all night. I decided by 9:00 that there was no point at all in asking the DJ to put on "The Rodeo Song." I considered asking for "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" but decided that way lay madness - I'd have been tarred and feathered for sure! It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003Another place for me to avoid then? ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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Another place for me to avoid then? ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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Probably. "Open-minded" and "relaxed" are not adjectives that one can readily associate with Ohio, unless "relaxed" can be considered a synonym for "intellectually comatose." It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
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Paul Watson wrote: There was that one horrific scene where she puts blocks next to his feet and then uses a sledge hammer to break his ankles. I shudder to this day when I remember that. Did you ever see American History X? That scene when the Ed Norton tell the black guy to open his mouth and put is teeth on the curb and then..... brrrrrr
Michel Prévost wrote: Did you ever see American History X? That scene when the Ed Norton tell the black guy to open his mouth and put is teeth on the curb and then *Paul shudders* Yeah that was genuinely horrific. I can take pretty much anything in a movie, but that was just below the belt. The bit that really got to me of it was Norton's expression. It was scary to see.
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Probably. "Open-minded" and "relaxed" are not adjectives that one can readily associate with Ohio, unless "relaxed" can be considered a synonym for "intellectually comatose." It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003Roger Wright wrote: Probably. "Open-minded" and "relaxed" are not adjectives that one can readily associate with Ohio, unless "relaxed" can be considered a synonym for "intellectually comatose." Sounds like the sort of fun and interesting place I must visit...not!. ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
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