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    Marco Bertschi
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    Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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      Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

      You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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      Rage
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      Well, everybody brainfarts from time to time, so do not feel stupid. Plus, that one seems pretty obvious to debug.

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

        You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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        Rage
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        _Psychopomp_ wrote:

        asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? [You may breathe here]

        Just to prevent some accident.

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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          Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

          You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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          Silvabolt
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          I think once or twice, the opposite has happened to me. Implemented an method, but then forgot to add the method call, and then wonder why my breakpoints aren't hitting. :|

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            Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

            You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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            Marc Clifton
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            _Psychopomp_ wrote:

            you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button

            Just this morning I spent 30 minutes typing in over and over "www.codeproject.com", and then I realized I hadn't pushed the power button on my computer. ;) Marc

            Unit Testing Succinctly

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              _Psychopomp_ wrote:

              you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button

              Just this morning I spent 30 minutes typing in over and over "www.codeproject.com", and then I realized I hadn't pushed the power button on my computer. ;) Marc

              Unit Testing Succinctly

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              OriginalGriff
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              That's called a "back to bed" day...

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                _Psychopomp_ wrote:

                you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button

                Just this morning I spent 30 minutes typing in over and over "www.codeproject.com", and then I realized I hadn't pushed the power button on my computer. ;) Marc

                Unit Testing Succinctly

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                I do that every morning.

                Life is too shor

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                  _Psychopomp_ wrote:

                  you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button

                  Just this morning I spent 30 minutes typing in over and over "www.codeproject.com", and then I realized I hadn't pushed the power button on my computer. ;) Marc

                  Unit Testing Succinctly

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                  :doh: Lé Oops!

                  Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.

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                    Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                    kmoorevs
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                    Don't feel bad. I just found a create table statement with an extra comma that caused an infinite loop. The statement was added over 4 months ago. Unfortunately, it was discovered on a client remote. :doh:

                    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                      Well, everybody brainfarts from time to time, so do not feel stupid. Plus, that one seems pretty obvious to debug.

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                      Marco Bertschi
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                      Rage wrote:

                      Plus, that one seems pretty obvious to debug.

                      Genius me started to look for a bug in the TCP Client/Server implementation - For 15 minutes until I reckoned that the client's send method was never called - I think you can guess why :~.

                      You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                      • M Marco Bertschi

                        Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                        You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                        NO, no I never have. :-O

                        MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                          _Psychopomp_ wrote:

                          you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button

                          Just this morning I spent 30 minutes typing in over and over "www.codeproject.com", and then I realized I hadn't pushed the power button on my computer. ;) Marc

                          Unit Testing Succinctly

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                          Once, I implemented a mail client/server in Java long back (around 2002 I think). I found that no mails are being sent. I started putting System.out messages everywhere (No debugging tools :(. Used to use notepad to write code). Finally to find out that the sendMail method was never called. Took around 30 minutes to find that that line was commented by me the previous day to do some fast coding+debugging on UI feature. :)

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                            Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                            You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                            Once, I implemented a mail client/server in Java long back (around 2002 I think). I found that no mails are being sent. I started putting System.out messages everywhere (No debugging tools back then :(. Used to use notepad to write code). Finally to find out that the sendMail method was never called. Took around 30 minutes to find that that line was commented by me the previous day to do some fast coding+debugging on UI feature. :)

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                              Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                              You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                              I did that in a demo to a new client but then quickly thinking on feet savd the day. I loudly yelled "So, this is how we debug, folks... Who wants to have coffee break?"....

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                                Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                                You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                I want a tee-shirt that says that. (Not sure the Mrs will like it, though)

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                                  You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                                  I do something of the like. I write functions and spend quite some time making sure it works fine and it won't blow up on me. Then I go to debug the darn thing to see if it works only to find that I didn't even called the function where I should. So I'm just left with a function that isn't called anywhere and wondering why the hell the darn thing doesn't work. Just last week I did this 3 times in the same day (it was a bad day).

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                                    Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                                    You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    You're not supposed to click things any more, anyway, not when you've got greasy fingers that can tap.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                                      You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                                      I used to (and still do) have an issue with semicolons when coding in C/C++. I will get so used to placing them at the end of each line that I will inadvertently put one at the end of an if/while/for statement and then try to figure out why the following code only ran once.

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                                        :doh: Lé Oops!

                                        Keep Clam And Proofread -- √(-1) 23 ∑ π... And it was delicious.

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                                        Gary Huck
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                                        Brisingr Aerowing wrote:

                                        √(-1) 23 ∑ π..

                                        Thanks for exercising my old math parts.

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                                          Have you ever debugged your app, asking yourself why it doesn't perform like it should just to find out that you haven't implemented the OnClick event of the Button which should call the method which is intended to make the app do what you want it to? I just did :| .

                                          You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."

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                                          Yes, and it's the moment where I simply stop working and go to get some coffe and fresh air...

                                          CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...

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