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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Come to that, what is "humor"?

    speramus in juniperus

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    Lost User
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    Humor is any one of the four substances that fill the human body according to Greek medicine.

    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      So, how are two Americans English?

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      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      Keith Barrow
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      I would say he's Amish, they describe the Merkins as "The English", but that raises a larger question, why is an Amish person using a computer?

      PB 369,783 wrote:

      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Come to that, what is "humor"?

        speramus in juniperus

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        Ioan Alexandru
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        Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

        We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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        • I Ioan Alexandru

          Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

          We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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          Pete OHanlon
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          No, you say it's English people, not an English joke.

          Chill _Maxxx_
          CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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          • I Ioan Alexandru

            Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

            We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Humour I know, humor is a mystery. Also you'll find that every language and country is capitalised as they are proper nouns. Except for france, they don't count.

            speramus in juniperus

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              No, you say it's English people, not an English joke.

              Chill _Maxxx_
              CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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              Ioan Alexandru
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              I promise i'll be more specific next time :) I apologize :)

              We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Come to that, what is "humor"?

                speramus in juniperus

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                Keith Barrow
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                A type of chickpea pate?

                PB 369,783 wrote:

                I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                • I Ioan Alexandru

                  Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

                  We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                  Richard Deeming
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                  Did you hear that sound? It was a cultural reference going over your head. ;P Nagy is well aware that "humor" is the American spelling of humour. However, as an Englishman, he is obliged to pretend not to understand whenever anyone uses the American spelling of a word. It's the law - if we don't do it, the Queen will come round and have us executed for treason. And whilst Americans speak a (mangled) version of the English language, even they would object to being called "English people". As for Americans understanding sarcasm...


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Humour I know, humor is a mystery. Also you'll find that every language and country is capitalised as they are proper nouns. Except for france, they don't count.

                    speramus in juniperus

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                    Ioan Alexandru
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                    It was just a joke. :sigh:

                    We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                    • I Ioan Alexandru

                      Two Americans are talking. One asks: "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?" "That's easy" says the other one. "In capitalism man exploits man! In communism it is the other way around!"

                      We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                      Lost User
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                      Ioan-Alexandru wrote:

                      "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?"

                      The former is good, and the latter is bad. Communism equals socialism, so it must be bad :suss:

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        So, how are two Americans English?

                        Chill _Maxxx_
                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                        Romanian people and their humour :-)

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                          Romanian people and their humour :-)

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                          Ioan Alexandru
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                          :laugh:

                          We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                          • K Keith Barrow

                            I would say he's Amish, they describe the Merkins as "The English", but that raises a larger question, why is an Amish person using a computer?

                            PB 369,783 wrote:

                            I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Keith Barrow wrote:

                            why is an Amish person using a computer?

                            To get to the other side?

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • I Ioan Alexandru

                              Humour or humor is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. And to reply to the other question... it's an english joke. And english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry". :wtf:

                              We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Ioan-Alexandru wrote:

                              english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry".

                              American jokes tend to be sarcastic or cruel. English jokes tend to be funny.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Ioan-Alexandru wrote:

                                english jokes tend to be sarcastic or "dry".

                                American jokes tend to be sarcastic or cruel. English jokes tend to be funny.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Ioan Alexandru
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                                ok enough, it was a just a joke ...

                                We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                                  Ioan-Alexandru wrote:

                                  "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?"

                                  The former is good, and the latter is bad. Communism equals socialism, so it must be bad :suss:

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                  Communism equals socialism, so it must be bad

                                  No, no, no! We don't have to be afraid of communists or socialists, any more! Now we've got ter'r'rists!

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                                    Did you hear that sound? It was a cultural reference going over your head. ;P Nagy is well aware that "humor" is the American spelling of humour. However, as an Englishman, he is obliged to pretend not to understand whenever anyone uses the American spelling of a word. It's the law - if we don't do it, the Queen will come round and have us executed for treason. And whilst Americans speak a (mangled) version of the English language, even they would object to being called "English people". As for Americans understanding sarcasm...


                                    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Richard Deeming wrote:

                                    As for Americans understanding sarcasm...

                                    ... They're experts! It's irony they don't get.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Come to that, what is "humor"?

                                      speramus in juniperus

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      Come to that, what is "humor"?

                                      It's what Not-James-Bond did in The Rock.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • I Ioan Alexandru

                                        ok enough, it was a just a joke ...

                                        We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Ioan-Alexandru wrote:

                                        it was a just a joke

                                        It's that PoV that's led to such a lengthy debate.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • I Ioan Alexandru

                                          Two Americans are talking. One asks: "What's the difference between capitalism and communism?" "That's easy" says the other one. "In capitalism man exploits man! In communism it is the other way around!"

                                          We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          I've come to expect this sort of joke from Polish people.

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