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    Ioan Alexandru
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    Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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      Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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      vonb
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      Amen..

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        Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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        Single Step Debugger
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        Radical Islam Let’s blow up some shit.

        There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Radical Islam Let’s blow up some shit.

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Chris Quinn
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          Westbro Baptists - American soliders are sh*t

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            Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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            Gregory Gadow
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            Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you DESERVE IT. Anglicanism: Sh*t happens.   Thanks be to God. Roman Catholicism: Contingit stercore.   Et cum spirito tuo. Mormonism: Doo-doo happens. Scientology: Sh*t happens because of something you did in a past life 7 billion years ago.

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              Taoism Shit happens. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. T.V. Evangelism Send more shit. Atheism No shit. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway? Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

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              grralph1
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              :thumbsup: :laugh:

              "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you DESERVE IT. Anglicanism: Sh*t happens.   Thanks be to God. Roman Catholicism: Contingit stercore.   Et cum spirito tuo. Mormonism: Doo-doo happens. Scientology: Sh*t happens because of something you did in a past life 7 billion years ago.

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                Vivi Chellappa
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                Gregory.Gadow wrote:

                Mormonism:
                Doo-doo happens occurs.

                FTFY.

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                  Radical Islam Let’s blow up some shit.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  Vivi Chellappa
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                  Heaven's Gate Sh*t doesn't happen on comets.

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